Category Archives: News

Is Sarah Palin a Man?

Posted on November 2, 2008 by Sister Wolf

It’s November 2, and Mrs. Palin has failed to produce her medical records.   “We’ll let you know when we have something to say,” Palin spokeswoman Maria Comella said on Thursday. On Saturday, Comella had no comment when asked about it … Continue reading →

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Bristol Palin Held Captive

Posted on October 30, 2008 by Sister Wolf

I’ve been wondering where the Republicans have been hiding poor Bristol, and now I know. They’re hiding her on buses and planes, along with her sister, the very hot and soon to be impregnated WIllow Palin. Wasn’t Bristol supposed to … Continue reading →

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Screw Palin, Let’s talk About Me!

Posted on October 29, 2008 by Sister Wolf

I love my new sunglasses and I want to take a moment to say, Are they awesome or are they awesome? Instead of buying Luella’s batgirl sunglasses for $400, I have cleverly bought these for $7.99 from a Halloween store. … Continue reading →

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Mrs. Palin is Quotin’ Plato!

Posted on October 28, 2008 by Sister Wolf

In an exclusive interview with Paul Bedard for the US News and World Report, Mrs. P casually quotes Plato: “It’s like Plato said, ‘You learn more about someone in an hour of play than in a year of conversation.’ We’ve … Continue reading →

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Is Mrs. Palin a Stupidity Machine?

Posted on October 26, 2008 by Sister Wolf

If not, then how does she keep finding ways to be stupid? She is an unholy fountain of stupidity, a geyser of idiotic lies that won’t be stopped by nature, science or Grandpa McCain himself. In her speech about special … Continue reading →

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Is Mrs. Palin a Human Life?

Posted on October 24, 2008 by Sister Wolf

Is Mrs. Palin a human life? This is a critical question for me, not to mention this great country of ours. Dr. James Dobson, a lunatic evangelist, spoke with Mrs. Palin oh his radio show today. It was an orgy … Continue reading →

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Sister Wolf Breaks It Down

Posted on October 22, 2008 by Sister Wolf

A reader calling herself Kim asks: “Don’t you people have anything better to do than judge other people? I can’t believe how rude you people are!!” Kim, let me answer you this way: NO, WE DON’T! Here at Godammit.com, we … Continue reading →

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And Too, Palin’s Fashion IQ is Also Zero

Posted on October 21, 2008 by Sister Wolf

What, the RNC spent $150,000 on Mrs. P’s wardrobe?!?!?! How can you spend that much money and still look like trailor trash?! Most of it was spent at Saks and Neiman Marcus, but all I can see are a bunch … Continue reading →

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Keep on Talking, You Stupid Bitch!

Posted on October 20, 2008 by Sister Wolf

Nothing relieves the tension and agony of this election like a good laugh, and you can get your fill by watching these excerpts of an interview Mrs. P gave to some Christian Broadcasting guy. She probably thinks that only her … Continue reading →

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Sarah Palin Diary

Posted on October 18, 2008 by Sister Wolf

Dear Diary, I am so doggone mad that the US government is so stuck in its Washington ways and so not truly in touch with the great people of this great nation. It has seen fit to declare the beluga … Continue reading →

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