Category Archives: News

Brad and Jen, YES!!!

Posted on January 21, 2020 by Sister Wolf

Fuck you people who are all “Who cares about Brad and Jen!” like you’re above all that stupid gossip. YOU ARE THE STUPID ONES. Brad and Jen can bring this country together, if you’d just let them! Brad and Jen, … Continue reading →

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Golden Globes 2020 Exegesis

Posted on January 7, 2020 by Sister Wolf

This year, I am giving out my own awards in my own categories. You can suggest your own categories if I missed any. Most Egregious Dress: Duh, this one is a no-brainer, right? The winner is Gwyneth “please hate me” … Continue reading →

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I’ve Sat Down and I Can’t Get Up!

Posted on December 9, 2019 by Sister Wolf

There is now a deep indentation where I sit on the couch, not the shape of my ass but a big amorphous blob, almost a sinkhole. I can sit there for six hours if there’s enough TV to watch. I … Continue reading →

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Just Say “Shut Up, You Fucking Moron!”

Posted on November 27, 2019 by Sister Wolf

Everyone’s in a tizzy about how to talk to politically partisan relatives at Thanksgiving, but not me! First, because I would never have a meal with a Trump supporter. Not even my last meal on Death Row, which, as everyone … Continue reading →

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Are You Ready For Emotional Granularity?

Posted on September 28, 2019 by Sister Wolf

Granular is a word that’s starting to make me wince, maybe because of the people who use it or maybe because it’s so onomatopoeic.  I can almost feel it in my shoe, like sand. Nevertheless, I just came across a … Continue reading →

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5 Things You Don’t Need to Know

Posted on September 25, 2019 by Sister Wolf

1. Demi Moore isn’t blaming Ashton Kutcher for the threesomes they had during their marriage but it was his idea, not that she’s blaming him. 2. Brad Pitt has realized that it’s not the roles that matter. What he really … Continue reading →

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Dear Lonely Young Murderous Incel White Nationalist

Posted on August 6, 2019 by Sister Wolf

Dude, chill the fuck out! I know you’re mad, I’m mad too. We’re all mad. You have problems but you’ve misidentified them. It isn’t black people or Jews or immigrants that caused your problems, it’s the lies you’ve been fed … Continue reading →

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Jeffrey Epstein: Not Just a Cunt But an Asshole Too

Posted on July 13, 2019 by Sister Wolf

  Never mind the pedophilia and rape, what really bothers me about Jeffery Epstein is his fancy crib, as described by journalist Vicky Ward, for Vanity Fair. It is said to be Manhattan’s largest private residence. Inside, amid the flurry … Continue reading →

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TV Trauma: How Much is Enough?

Posted on June 16, 2019 by Sister Wolf

I was surprised to read a post on Instagram by an African American photographer who said he wasn’t up to watching When They See Us, the new series about the Central Park Five. Even more surprising were the 250+ comments … Continue reading →

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Met Gala 2019 Exegesis

Posted on May 8, 2019 by Sister Wolf

Worst ever, obviously. And time to end this stupid event since there’s nowhere to go from here. Poor Anna Wintour wouldn’t know “camp” if Kim Kardashian’s butt read the dictionary definition aloud to her. The Met Gala is itself an … Continue reading →

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