Category Archives: Rants

Not Better Than a Poke in the Eye

Am I the only female on earth who doesn’t care about Sex and the City? I don’t care about the new movie any more than I cared about the other movie, which I didn’t see. Who gives a shit about … Continue reading

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Christopher Lee Sauve: What a Fucking Cunt™!

Christopher Lee Suave is an artist who recently designed this t-shirt, a “commentary on the Terry Richardson scandal,” according to Fashionista.   Lauren Sherman asks Suave, “What made you take on the whole Terry Richardson thing?” Suave answers: “I was reading all … Continue reading

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Help, I’m On Empty

Here is the truth: Tonight, I just hate everything. Not so much hate, just don’t give a shit. I want to be interested in something but nothing worked. I don’t give a shit about who wore what to the Met … Continue reading

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Cunt of the Week™: The State of Arizona

A reader nominated this week’s winner and while it’s not often we think of an entire state as a cunt, Arizona is an exception. Arizona’s Immigration Bill SB1070 means that all immigrants in Arizona must now carry their alien registration … Continue reading

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Double Denim: Duh

I love the shopping site Farfetch as much as the next man, but I was not happy with today’s feature, a lesson on How to Wear Double Denim. First of all, I don’t want the term “double denim.” Take it … Continue reading

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Streetstyle: Can’t Stand It

Why do people want to look at those photos of pretentious-looking girls wearing important shoes with fur coats and enormous handbags? Who gives a shit! I’ve only looked at The Satorialist once and that was enough. Forget about his images; … Continue reading

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If You’re Feeling Philosophical

Nearly two years ago, I brought up the subject of antinatalism here, and the arguments that ensued in the comments thread were impassioned, long-winded, and hysterically funny. I’ve just discovered that the argument about antinatalism is still going strong, so … Continue reading

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Cunt of the Week™: BleachBlack

This week’s award will have to be shared by the two authors of BleachBlack, a style blog that is rife with exclamations of fuck,   sick, dude, stoked, rad, killer, major, kickass, um, and all the other blogese we have come … Continue reading

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Leonor Scherrer: The It-Girl of Death

Why do we have to have people like Leonor Scherrer? The daughter of French designer Jean-Louis Scherrer, she is the ultimate spoiled, entitled ultra-hipster who favors a dykey Goth look and has started a company called Leonor Funeral Couture to … Continue reading

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Cunt of the Week™: Abdoulaye Wade

President Abdoulaye Wade celebrated Senegal’s 50 years of independence by commissioning a gigantic bronze Soviet-style monument that cost $27 million and was built by workers from North Korea. Wade calls it a monument of The African renaissance, but critics call … Continue reading

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