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Literary Feuds
I’ve always loved literary feuds, and now there’s a new one, between Andrew Sullivan and Leon Wieseltier. Because the two men were once very close friends, their rift seems especially bitter. I love Andrew Sullivan because he was a vocal … Continue reading
Why Can’t I be Popular?
You know that website bloglovin? Well, nobody likes me there, but people who do (even though they don’t exist) also like a blog called Nubbytwiglet. Nubbytwiglet is a really horrible girl who looks alot like Sarah Silverman, which for me … Continue reading
Comments For Jane 1/7/10
Sea of Shoes continues her reign of terror by designing a coat for Gryphon, a perfectly nice fashion line until now. Without ever meeting in person, Sea was able to transmit her design for the hideous coat she is modeling … Continue reading
Oooh, Demi Has a Lawyer!
Demi Moore has a lawyer and she’s not afraid to use him. She is threatening to sue the Internet for daring to accuse her of being photoshopped on the cover of W magazine. You can read her lawyer’s letter here. … Continue reading
Again With the Lesbian Stick
It’s an official tradition*; every year at this time, I have to post The Story of the Lesbian Stick. If it doesn’t bring a tear to your eye, then you know nothing of lesbians or the Spirit of Christmas. Love … Continue reading
Stop and Laugh at Mrs. Palin
Times are hard but there is joy if you look for it. Spend a moment with Andrew Halcro…..
Thank You, Carine!
When Carine Roitfeld looks this awful, I can only feel great! I’m pretty sure we’re the same age, and I’m sick of being envious. You go and look wrinkly, Carine! And wear more stupid get-ups like this one! (Nope, it’s … Continue reading
Meet My Brother!
My father is a man who likes to get married and have children. Of my five half-siblings, I have only bonded with Michael, possibly because we were the “black sheep” of our families or maybe just because he’s so lovable. … Continue reading
Another Girl Hates Me!
And not only that, she called me a stupid cunt! See, this is why I’m against comment-censorship. Instead of deleting Ellen’s rant, I would like to deconstruct it. I will need all the help I can get, though. Here is … Continue reading
Ha Ha, Shoe Snobs!
Aren’t you guys sick of seeing the studded Isabel Marant booties that cost around $1,200? Now you can have the satisfaction of knowing that this knockoff version is almost identical. I hate both versions at this point, but that’s because … Continue reading