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Fritzl Trial: Quote of the Day
Nutcase Joseph Fritzl is finally on trial for rape, incest, murder and enslavement, but his lawyer insists that Fritzl is no monster. Lawyer Rudolph Mayer insists that his client was only trying to create a second family when he locked … Continue reading
A Friend For Erin Wasson!
While dutifully checking out the monotonous stream of new arrivals at Revolve, I was drawn to the price of these pants: $429. What the hell? Then I saw the name of the designer, Kimberly Ovitz. If you live in L.A., … Continue reading
The Wisdom of Erin Wasson
Oh dear! The Nostrilled One expands upon her appreciation of homeless style : “I was not meaning to demean homeless people whatsoever! I have actually talked to these homeless people. I’ve had conversations with them. It’s a choice that they’ve … Continue reading
What a Fucking Cunt™
As you all know, Rachel Zoe is claiming to have trademarked the words “I die” and “bananas,” in order to stop some t-shirt designer from making money off her. It’s okay with me, since I usually use the word banana … Continue reading
I’m Sorry, I Hate Her
I’ve just discovered a fashion blogger that everyone else already knows about, thanks to a newsletter from Refinery 29. I hated her at Hello. I feel this is a huge faux pas on my part, and yet, there it is. … Continue reading
A Pulp Fiction Christmas
On Christmas Eve, I felt blessed to be surrounded by friends and family, all of us hardcore fans of Pulp Fiction. Unbeknownst to my husband, the entire 4-set collection of Pulp Fiction Action Figures was wrapped and waiting for him … Continue reading
Intimate Grooming: Just Say Ick
The Intimate Grooming market seems to be booming, based on the success of a product line known as “SweetSpot.” I’ve noticed these products at beauty supply shops over the last year, and now they are hard to ignore. My friend … Continue reading
Poor Jennifer Aniston!
Dear Jen, I know you want some positive attention, and posing naked is always good for that. But here’s the problem, and I say it with all due respect: Your chin is the deal-breaker. Your nose came out great, especially … Continue reading