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Why Can’t I be Popular?
You know that website bloglovin? Well, nobody likes me there, but people who do (even though they don’t exist) also like a blog called Nubbytwiglet. Nubbytwiglet is a really horrible girl who looks alot like Sarah Silverman, which for me … Continue reading
Let Me Count the Ways, Mrs. P
How do I hate thee… how could anyone not hate thee? This reliance on Trig as a crowd pleaser during Mrs. P’s book tour is driving me nuts with helpless rage. Even though the baby is so clearly a prop, … Continue reading
Finally, the Cunt Ring!
I wasn’t even looking for it, and boom, there it was! Only $31, too. All the stuff at The Alley Chicago reminds me of the gnarlitude girl, who never tires of saying, “Fuckin RAD!” or “Look at my old man, … Continue reading
Adam Goldberg: YES
I saw this photo the other day in juxtapoz, a stupid art magazine that my adopted son* Chris brought over. I was stunned by the glory of the poster on the wall: NO YOU SHUT UP is the single most … Continue reading
The Methadone Doctor
There is a pain-management doctor at the “hospital” who surprised us last week by announcing that he wants to put my son on methadone instead of Oxy’s. Max’s reaction was, “No, I don’t want to be addicted to methadone!” I … Continue reading
Fun With T-Shirts
Once I saw this fantastic t-shirt, I couldn’t resist fucking around. You can design ANYTHING at zazzle.com, even if you don’t really plan to buy or sell it. (I can already hear a heckler going, “Don’t you have a job???”) … Continue reading
BLOG WARS!
Every blogger wants to have readers. That’s why we’re here. Me, I want to express myself, and I like to get a response. Otherwise, I’d just keep a journal. It’s good to follow blogging etiquette. But it’s also good to … Continue reading
Word Fever
According to some website called Global Language Monitor, the English language will add its millionth word sometime on Wednesday. I’m predicting it will be a stupid one. Other language experts think it’s impossible to count the number of words in … Continue reading
Pam Hogg: What a Fucking Cunt™!
Everybody knows that Pam Hogg was mean to our Susie B, and now she’ll regret it, but she’s still a cunt. Maybe she’s mad because she’s old. She also looks like she needs something to eat. As far as I’m … Continue reading
Andrew Krasnow: What a Fucking Cunt™!
Okay, so Andrew Krasnow is an ‘artist’ whose medium is human skin. His ‘work’ is made from the skin of White men who have donated their bodies to science. Apparently, the left over skin can be purchased at auction. Eoow. … Continue reading