Tag Archives: shopping

The Dress

Let’s all admit it: We want this dress from Alice by Alice Temperley. If only I could curate it! Shit.

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I Pity the Fool

…who buys this crocodile “tail coat” jacket by Balmain, for $74,000.   Who will it be? Beyonce? Rihanna? Someone will turn up wearing this, right? It’s fierce, killing it, bla bla bla. Look at this bingo card I made here.   If … Continue reading

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Comments For Jane 1/21/2010

Oh god, it’s a dirty job but someone’s got to do it. Here is Sea, modeling one of the hideous new pieces of jewelry that she and Mom have recently “acquired.” Funnily enough, Sea wears the giant monstrosity with an … Continue reading

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The Thrill of Neiman Marcus

For the first time in months, I went out to shop today! My BF took us to Neiman Marcus, where we saw LaToya Jackson in the men’s department wearing a red Santa hat and sporting a bubble butt that jiggled … Continue reading

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Finding vs Buying

Let’s say you buy a hideous green leather YSL jacket on eBay for $320.   And it’s listed as:   “VTG Yves Saint Laurent Art Deco Cropped Leather Jacket.” Should you boast that you “found” it on eBay? To my mind, you … Continue reading

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Fashion vs Existential Horror

Tonight, I was laying on my bed like a beached whale after my day at the “hospital” and talking on the phone to my sister. She was telling me about the three t-shirts she bought today and while she was … Continue reading

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A Hot Girl and Some Awful Pants

When I go to Nordstrom, it’s always an adventure. The charging and taking back alone is more gratifying that I can tell you. This time, I was dazzled by a Nordstrom employee with a fantastic hairstyle. Her name is Faith … Continue reading

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More Shoes to Worry About

The sight of these boots from the new 80/20 lookbook triggered a variety of feelings, like OH NO, will I start wanting these? and ending with, Would Rumi wear them? From now on, when I evaluate footwear, I’m going to … Continue reading

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I Told You So

I told you girdles and suspender belts were hot, but would you listen?   Now, Dior is on board, and let’s see who can resist the call. Girdles, garter belts, industrial strength brassieres, it’s all good. Taking a hint from Amanda … Continue reading

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Sharon Osbourne Needs to Call Me

Sharon Osbourne is known to be a voracious shopper capable of dropping $65,000 on a single excursion.   I don’t know much else about her. My friend Jane invited me to come with her to a private sale of Sharon Osbourne’s … Continue reading

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