Tag Archives: stupid morons

I Am Nonplussed, Motherfuckers.

Posted on September 22, 2016 by Sister Wolf

The Daily Mail online is the world’s most popular newspaper website, and yet they struggle to use English.  How can we help them understand that nonplussed does not mean nonchalant? This is apparently a common misunderstanding but I don’t know … Continue reading →

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Translate This Kanye Quote And Win a Buick!

Posted on June 17, 2014 by Sister Wolf

Okay, you are all too young to know the reference to this title but I’m paraphrasing a joke by Lenny Bruce who was making fun of – oh never mind. The important element is Kanye, as he is all too … Continue reading →

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Thank You, Beyonce.

Posted on March 21, 2014 by Sister Wolf

Oh, look: Beyonce visits the Anne Frank house. A good time for an instagram. But she handles herself so much better than Justin Bieber, so that’s a relief. Let me just quote my favorite line from “True Detective“: L’chaim, fatass.

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Gwyneth, Enough Already!

Posted on April 30, 2013 by Sister Wolf

I know it’s not very interesting to hate Gwyneth, but how can one ignore her this week? It’s like she WILL NOT REST until every single person on earth detests her. Is her work done yet? If not, we’re getting … Continue reading →

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Paul Ryan: What a Fucking Cunt™!

Posted on August 15, 2012 by Sister Wolf

Oh, snap! After insisting that his obsession with Ayn Rand is an “urban legend,” a tape has surfaced in which Ryan gushes about Ayn Rand’s philosophy: “It’s inspired me so much that it’s required reading in my office for all … Continue reading →

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What’s the Drinking Word?

Posted on September 7, 2011 by Sister Wolf

I’m excited about (i.e. dreading) tonight’s debate among the Republican presidential candidates.   For those of you who plan to watch, what’s the drinking word??

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Stupidest New Website

Posted on March 29, 2011 by Sister Wolf

“Today marks the official launch of  TheFix.com, a new content site aimed at recovering drug and alcohol users.” I read that and imagined a nice scholarly-looking website filled with information and resources, like the sites about autism or migraines. Instead, it’s … Continue reading →

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Mrs. Palin: What a Stupid Fucking Cunt™!

Posted on November 24, 2010 by Sister Wolf

“I want to help clean up the state that is so sorry today of journalism.”

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Bad Taste Alert

Posted on April 30, 2010 by Sister Wolf

Jesus. Ugh. “Exclusive tribute tee to Alexander McQueen; crew neck tee reading “Fashion Is Suicide” on front and “Fashion Is Not Suicide, R.I.P. A. McQueen” on back; 100% cotton.” By Dimepiece Designs.   $42 at Karmaloop

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Hands Off Shiloh!

Posted on March 6, 2010 by Sister Wolf

Thanks to Iron Chic for calling my attention to this ridiculous cover story in Life & Style Weekly, my illustrious former employer. While the magazine is known for its fair and balanced, ahem, reporting, this story about Brad and Angie‘s … Continue reading →

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