Tag Archives: stupid morons

I Told You Hair is Everything!

Just look what happens when you take away Mrs. Palin’s trademark big hair! It’s like Samson after Delilah got through with him! A genius over here altered some pictures of Mrs. P by removing the long hair (along with the … Continue reading

Posted in Art, Horrible Stuff, Rants | Tagged , , | 37 Comments

Is Mrs. Palin Retarded?

Mrs. Palin is calling for Obama to fire his chief of staff, Rahm Emanuel, for calling a group of liberals “fucking retarded” during a private meeting. How dare that big Jew use this hateful slur in a private meeting?!? In … Continue reading

Posted in Disorders, News, Rants, Words | Tagged , | 35 Comments

A Special Gift From Mrs. Palin

As McCain aid Steve Schmidt revealed on 60 Minutes, Mrs. Palin struggled to get Senator Biden’s name right, so she was advised to just call him Joe. Watch her screw up and call him “O’Biden” during this clip from their … Continue reading

Posted in News, Words | Tagged , | 10 Comments

Mrs. Palin is Smart Enough, You Splineless Elitists

So much to love here! “How come nobody asked whether Joe Biden has the experience?” Hahahahahahaha!

Posted in News, Words | Tagged , | 16 Comments

Mrs. Palin on FB: Koo Koo for Cocoa Puffs!

Mrs. Palin has over 800,000 fans on Facebook, where she posted a note today, asking people to watch racist crybaby Glen Beck on Fox news. Glenn’s corporate sponsors have been pulling their ads due to public pressure. Here is a … Continue reading

Posted in Horrible Stuff, News | Tagged , , , | 30 Comments

Mrs. Palin is Trailer Trash!

Mrs. P and her Goon Squad are now turning their wrath upon a blogger who posted the alleged rumor that she’s planning to get a divorce. Here’s what her lawyer sent to the author of   ImmoralMinority: (click for full size) … Continue reading

Posted in News, Rants, revenge | Tagged , , | 42 Comments

I Love Your Tan Lines?!

Jesus, enough with the public confessions! Watching the latest apology on TV tonight has been torture. Governor Mark Sanford has got to be the stupidest idiot who ever had an extra-marital affair, going on about it for a full twenty … Continue reading

Posted in Horrible Stuff, News, Words | Tagged , , | 20 Comments

Who Would You Believe?

So here’s the story. The girl on the right is suing the tattoo artist on the left, claiming that she asked for 3 little stars on her face but ended up with 56. Kimberly, 18, said she fell asleep while … Continue reading

Posted in Horrible Stuff, News, Words | Tagged , | 25 Comments

The Horror of Unemployment

Having been laid off from a job that paid $500 an hour, I am reduced to looking for work at craigslist.   Here is some actual correspondence from this week,   typos included, edited only to protect my identity. Hello, I am … Continue reading

Posted in Horrible Stuff, revenge, Words | Tagged , | 26 Comments

I Want to Live in a World Without Ashton Kutcher

“…the creation of Twitter… is as significant and paradigm-shifting as the invention of Morse code, the telephone, radio, television or the personal computer.” Oh god, if he would only shut up. How does Demi stand it? “For someone like me … Continue reading

Posted in Celebrities, Horrible Stuff, Words | Tagged , | 18 Comments