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Yearly Archives: 2009
What’s With the Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation?
You just have to ask, What the hell is wrong with these guys? Both Michael Hutchence and David Carradine would have no trouble getting laid. Or even, getting laid in some unconventional way. So why risk death just to get … Continue reading
Posted in Celebrities, Disorders, Horrible Stuff, News
Tagged death, ice cream, men, sex
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Mrs. Palin is Out of Her Mind
Mrs. Palin gave a speech the other day, appearing with her new BFF, Michael Reagan, who is one unhinged windbag. I know it’s distasteful, and also too it’s scary, but if you can gather your strength for a few minutes, … Continue reading
Another Sacrilege
Apparently, a biopic of Jeff Buckley is in the works, with both Robert Pattinson and James Franco interested in the lead role. Jeff’s mother is said to be overseeing the project. Let’s just hope it’s a rumor, or that the … Continue reading
German Craziness, Achtung
I LOVE Sven Marquardt, even though I don’t know what he’s talking about. He was a member of the underground fashion scene in East Germany, where he took photos like this one during the 80’s. Note the morbid aspect. Hipsterism … Continue reading
Another Winner From Shopbop
This is the Pepper Skirt by Leyendecker, $297. It managed to stump the Shopbop copywriter, who can usually rise to the occasion. She may be having some sort of mental breakdown, and who can blame her with shit like this … Continue reading
When is Bitterness a Disorder?
Psychiatrists have defined a new subgroup of what is known as ‘adjustment disorders.’ Somewhat similar to post traumatic stress disorder, post traumatic embitterment disorder is triggered by a negative life event which “is experienced as a violation of basic beliefs … Continue reading
Madge vs Angelina Smackdown
Don’t you hate the word ‘smackdown?’ I heard my self say it the other day, without irony, when speaking of Cheney and Obama. So now I’m using it to punish myself. Never again, though. So, Forbes has deemed Angelina the … Continue reading
Shoe Heaven!
Hahaha! What the hell are they talking about? “Three kinds of surprising animal skin types for the variety of animal.” God, you can’t ask for more in a shoe website, can you? This new shoe store is on Melrose Avenue … Continue reading
Pam Hogg: What a Fucking Cunt™!
Everybody knows that Pam Hogg was mean to our Susie B, and now she’ll regret it, but she’s still a cunt. Maybe she’s mad because she’s old. She also looks like she needs something to eat. As far as I’m … Continue reading
Sharon Osbourne Needs to Call Me
Sharon Osbourne is known to be a voracious shopper capable of dropping $65,000 on a single excursion. I don’t know much else about her. My friend Jane invited me to come with her to a private sale of Sharon Osbourne’s … Continue reading