Author Archives: Sister Wolf

The Susan Boyle Thing

I didn’t actually cry, but I did get choked up. I watched it again, and then I watched it some more. I fucking love Susan Boyle. What is it that has touched a nerve all over the world? I know … Continue reading

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A Word From Sarah Palin

Speaking at a Right to Life banquet on Thursday night, Mrs P said she was energized about a lot of topics, including why more people should refuse federal stimulus dollars as she did. Palin said, “We have legislators all around … Continue reading

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Sandals to the Rescue

Before you pass judgment on the person who would spend $1,980 on a pair of sandals, let me explain: These python Alaia sandals are actually designed for the fashion-savvy leper, who traditionally must carry a clapper and bell to warn … Continue reading

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7 Jeans: Protecting Their Ass & Mine

“The denim company 7 For All Mankind is suing manufacturers who are knocking off their ass-embroidery branding….[they] filed a lawsuit against InDesign Apparel and Oleg Cassini for producing a line with back pockets that look exactly the same as their … Continue reading

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What’s on Your Mind?

I used to enjoy attempting to diagram the brains of my friends and family. For example, my husband’s brain would be 50% blues, 40% jazz, and 10% Everything Else. A few years ago, I made this representation of my own … Continue reading

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The Sister Wolf Situation

Once, Sister Wolf had a great job. She sat on her ass and wrote stuff and got paid a very nice salary. Then, oh no, the fucking economy! Her job was cruelly taken away. Poor Sister Wolf! Having no income … Continue reading

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Madonna, Our Savior

Do you love it or do you love it? All this photo needs is a good caption. Got one, anybody?

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Shoe Intervention: One Day at a Time

I saw this picture today and it triggered my addiction. I vaguely recalled seeing these shoes online somewhere and being crushed that they were sold out in my size. But now I had to go look for them again. And … Continue reading

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Let’s Say Goodbye to Phil Spector

If you’ve been wanting to tell Phil “all women are cunts who need to be shot in the face” Spector what you think about him, here’s your chance! I’ll go first. Dear Phil, I’m glad you’re going to jail to … Continue reading

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Rock of Love Exegesis

At first, you assure yourself that no matter how pathetic you are, you would never stoop so low as to watch “Rock of Love,” because (a) You don’t watch Reality Shows, (b) You’ve always hated Bret Michaels, and (c) There … Continue reading

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