Author Archives: Sister Wolf

A Friend For Erin Wasson!

While dutifully checking out the monotonous stream of new arrivals at Revolve, I was drawn to the price of these pants: $429. What the hell? Then I saw the name of the designer, Kimberly Ovitz. If you live in L.A., … Continue reading

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Lying About Books

In a survey carried out for World Book Day, 65% of people have claimed to read a book they never read. The real figure should be closer to 100% but some people insist on lying about lying, obviously. Here are … Continue reading

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You’ll Wear it, Don’t Argue

The gods have spoken and it’s clear that by fall we’ll all be wearing black leather leggings, shaggy fur jackets and lethal high heels. At least we have two choices for the shoes: toe-exposing boots or something with fringe. I … Continue reading

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Sting Ruins Everything

Sting has always been on my Top Five hit-list, and he’s earned it the old fashioned way, by being a cunt. I’ve just read a quote of his that ranks above all his other crimes: “I think cancer – I’m … Continue reading

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Chanel vs Me And You

Jessica Kagan Cushman is in trouble if Karl and Co. find out about this cuff bracelet, which says “Ripped off by by Chanel.” When I was an eBay seller, I learned that Chanel protects its copyright so fiercely that eBay … Continue reading

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Does Porn Cause Depression?

Over at 2blowhards, people have been strenuously debating whether porn is an art form akin to rock and roll, and whether we now accept porn as part of the internet experience. Obviously, the first question is nonsensical. But the other … Continue reading

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Now I’m Madder Than Ever

See this fabulous beehive? This is what I’d like to take to the bank so that I might accept this gracious invitation from Opening Ceremony: But no, the bank won’t send me to Paris. Fuckers. Why? Because they don’t want … Continue reading

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The Wisdom of Erin Wasson

Oh dear! The Nostrilled One expands upon her appreciation of   homeless style : “I was not meaning to demean homeless people whatsoever! I have actually talked to these homeless people. I’ve had conversations with them. It’s a choice that they’ve … Continue reading

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Academy Awards 2009 Exigesis

I don’t know about you, but I loved this year’s show. It’s the first one in years that wasn’t a grim chore to sit through. Hugh “I’m not gay” Jackman was a delightful host, relieving one from the effort of … Continue reading

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Pre-Oscar Complaints

I’m looking forward to wasting my evening tomorrow, watching the Academy Awards. All I ask is that Mickey Rourke doesn’t win. But first, let me review The Changeling for anyone who missed it. Not surprisingly, it’s all about Angelina Jolie’s … Continue reading

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