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Shoes to Kill For
“The ‘Dovima,’ an 11cm, spike-heeled confection of gilded silk mesh and jewels, is embellished with a pair of rose pink-dyed, taxidermy birds with gold and crystal heads.” Sound good so far? How about this: They incorporate “semi-precious stones, jet, satin … Continue reading
Travis the Chimp: R.I.P.
Whenever chimps go on a rampage, nobody wins. Poor Travis the Chimp was shot to death by a policeman after attacking a friend of his lifelong owner. But that’s not the whole story. Earlier in the day, Travis annoyed his … Continue reading
The Statement Shoe
A few days ago, I received an e-mail advisory from Neiman Marcus, revealing that the must-have purchase for the new season is The Statement Shoe. I believe I have found The Statement Shoe! It’s a fake-vintage red sneaker by Golden … Continue reading
What a Fucking Cunt™
As you all know, Rachel Zoe is claiming to have trademarked the words “I die” and “bananas,” in order to stop some t-shirt designer from making money off her. It’s okay with me, since I usually use the word banana … Continue reading
PJ Party: Feel the Love
Today is my tribute to all the People Who Blog in Pajamas and Live in Their Parents’ Basement (at least metaphorically). I love you all. My dog Pico wanted to show his love as well. After reading about middle-aged women … Continue reading
Dear Fishface
Dear Fishface*, Why?! Once upon a time, you had a normal face, a face that wouldn’t cause nightmares or thoughts of ‘Finding Nemo.’ Apparently, that wasn’t good enough for you. Haven’t you seen what happened to Meg Ryan and Melanie … Continue reading
Not Every Wolf is Bad
Just because I’m mad a lot of the time, it’s easy to mistake me for a Bad person. In actual fact, I’m full of love, when I’m not full of hate! I love this green fluffy thing. I’d love to … Continue reading
Shepard Fairey is a Fucking Punk
I am SO HAPPY to add my voice to the din of Shepard Fairey haters, since I have hated him from the word Obey. Obey yourself, motherfucker, I always think when I see his stupid Obey products, which now include … Continue reading
Crazy Mothers Club, Part 2
Everyone knew that the woman who just had octuplets was crazy, but who knew she’d be crazy and arrogant? Watching a preview of her interview on NBC, at first I was more horrified by her face than her words. What … Continue reading