Author Archives: Sister Wolf

The Horror of Ed Hardy

Posted on August 9, 2008 by Sister Wolf

Have you ever marveled at the unmitigated grotesque awfulness that is Ed Hardy? This brand and its ugly stepsister, Christian Audigier, are not only repulsive to the eye, but really expensive, too. I showed the t-shirt above to my teenager, … Continue reading →

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Just Admit It, Already!

Posted on August 8, 2008 by Sister Wolf

Every night, I am glued to the TV while Nancy Grace sneers and yells into the camera that Casey whatshername is lying about the whereabouts of her two year old daughter Caley. No shit, Nancy! The mom did it! The … Continue reading →

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How Old is Old?

Posted on August 6, 2008 by Sister Wolf

Today I read a boring article by Gen X poster boy Douglas Coupland about growing old. He notes that we all have two ages: the age we really are and the age we are in our heads. Later this month, … Continue reading →

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Shoes, Not Whores.

Posted on August 5, 2008 by Sister Wolf

Oh help me Jesus, I have posted and deleted another blog about the crazy whore who keeps getting all up in my shit. I know I should just turn the other cheek, but You know I can’t roll like that. … Continue reading →

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Lanvin, Weasels, and Romance

Posted on August 4, 2008 by Sister Wolf

Would you wear this weasel fur jacket by Lanvin?   How about if it costs $13,000?   Is Alber Elbaz having a little joke with himself?   How many weasels were involved, do you think? I’m sure I’m a despicable hypocrite for loving … Continue reading →

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It Isn’t Easy Being a Cunt

Posted on August 3, 2008 by Sister Wolf

But someone’s got to do it! I love this picture, sent to me by my associate Dr. Larue, who is nothing if not a bit of a cunt himself.   I cannot overstate his braininess and talent. Anyway, yes, I am … Continue reading →

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It’s All Vomit

Posted on August 1, 2008 by Sister Wolf

A review in Slate of the new film Brideshead Revisited refers to its “vomitous stupidity.” This is almost like a recommendation, at least as a rental. How stupid does something have to be to achieve vomitousness? Then, in an instance … Continue reading →

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Pretentious? Mais Oui!

Posted on July 31, 2008 by Sister Wolf

Kilian Hennessy, heir to the Hennessy cognac family, is a perfumer whose fragrances come in swanky black packaging. He looks kind of   faux-decadent, in a good way. I would totally go shopping with him, at the very least. Here is … Continue reading →

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Horrible Fashion Jargon

Posted on July 30, 2008 by Sister Wolf

“I’m all about a leopard shoe right now. I’ll wear these high/low style with a worn-out tee and skinnies” -Maureen, copywriter. ( re Pedro Garcia shoes ) How many things are wrong with this statement from today’s front page at … Continue reading →

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Secret Diary of a Call Girl

Posted on July 29, 2008 by Sister Wolf

Secret Diary of a Call Girl is my new favorite TV show. I was put off by the name of the Showtime series but in the end, I simply can’t resist the actress in the title role. Billie Piper is … Continue reading →

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