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Fashion Victims Unite!
Do you find yourself craving those stupid rolled-up boyfriend jeans that Katie Holmes has been bothering us with? Don’t worry, you’re just reacting like a consumer, tirelessly trained by the advertising industry to buy whatever is deemed the New Thing. … Continue reading
John Mayer, Thy Name is Douche
I know that in the grand scheme of things, celebrities don’t matter, but once in a while they intrude upon my thoughts and sicken me more than a hideous display of fringed boots at Nordstrom. John Mayer is not just … Continue reading
Intervention
A federal appeals court in San Francisco ruled Friday that a parolee cannot be obliged to attend an AA or AA-affiliated program as a condition of staying out of prison. For those who believe that 12 step programs are indeed … Continue reading
Eyebrow Magic
Here I am, modeling the fussy white shirt after a hard day limping around Nordstorm at The Grove. As you can see, it doesn’t really work. But I have to say that posing on my commode was a stroke of … Continue reading
Weekend Festival of Hate
Today, Queen Marie discussed her hatred of Keira Knightley and I was excited to find that we share this bias. Shared biases are as pleasurable as shared enthusiasms….sometimes more. To be fair to Queen Marie, I don’t think she used … Continue reading
Waxing For Kids; Trophies For Men
My associate Dr. Larue alerted me to an article in the New York Post about moms bringing in their pre-teen daughters to get waxed. He knew it would upset me. Not that it takes a village to upset me. One … Continue reading
Why Did I buy This #2
Remember that first Why Did I Buy This? I ended up giving that item away. This time, I’m hoping to keep my purchase, however baffling, and actually wear it. I never wear frilly things or sheer things, or things with … Continue reading
Ben Stiller and More Merde
Has everyone already heard about the giant inflatable turd by “artist” Paul McCarthy that was blown away from its moorings at a Swiss museum and knocked down a power line before breaking some windows at a children’s home? The turd, … Continue reading
I Love Myself Too Much!
Those are the exact words I said aloud while laughing at my new blog a minute ago. It wasn’t an evil laugh, but a laugh of pure joy at my own cuntishness. An acquaintance once described me as “vulnerable, with … Continue reading