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The Plot Thickens.
We’re not allowed to criticize The Church Lady because that would be sexist. We can’t mention the tight black skirt that was meant to reduce grown men to horny teenagers dreaming about Milf’s. So let’s just think of her as … Continue reading
Grandpa and The Church Lady
This new reality series will be fun to watch, as long as you have a stiff drink on hand. You’ll laugh, you’ll cry, you’ll want to smash your TV or whoever happens to be sitting next to you. Grandpa is … Continue reading
What Color is Hyacinth?
Is it red or sort of orange or pink? As seen on my browser, I’m not quite sure about the color of this fox fur jacket but I do know I love it. I could buy it and strenuously deny … Continue reading
More Fun With Kooky Sarah Palin!
I didn’t plan on writing about her again, but wouldn’t you know that the kooky Miss Congeniality has some family secrets that are more fun than a dead moose? Sarah Palin is rumored to have faked her recent pregnancy with … Continue reading
The Fur Vest: Your New Must-Have Item
I don’t want a fur vest, or at least I didn’t want one. But I may not have a choice, if the imperative of being fashionable does its job on my poor vulnerable brain. Here is what I mean: From … Continue reading
Meet Starving Implant Girl
Remember Starving Girl and Implant Girl from Shopbop? Well, I’m happy to introduce Starving Implant Girl from Revolve Clothing. I’m on their mailing list, which means I am bound by duty to spend long hours every week, clicking on the … Continue reading
Beehive in The White House: Yes But No
I have barely come down from the high of Obama’s acceptance speech, only to learn that McCain’s choice for Vice President is a busty chick with a huge beehive who used to smoke pot and doesn’t hate gays. Governor Sarah … Continue reading
Am I A Prostitute?
No, but I look like one, posing on the commode wearing my breathtaking birthday necklace from Queen Marie! This photo says to me, “WWII-Era Italian Prostitute” and yet in reality Sister Wolf is a very contemporary woman with a necklace … Continue reading
Good News About Your Butt!
IT ISN’T BIG ENOUGH! I swear I wasn’t looking for them, but Butt Enhancers have come into my life and I couldn’t feel happier about it. Feel Foxy has the best pictures, but Bubbles has some great items, too. Personally, … Continue reading
I Saved $1,700 by Shopping!
Imagine how thrilled I was to see the metallic green Marni bag on the left for $1,815 at net-a-porter! It reminded me of my metallic green Not Rational handbag that I got on sale for $75, because no one was … Continue reading