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My New Name
I was thrilled to receive this email today, and considered it a lucky omen of some kind to be called “Lard-Desha.” Isn’t it wonderful? I’m hoping it’s not some derivation of “Lard Ass,” which would confirm my worst fears about … Continue reading
Mitt Romney: What a Fucking Cunt™!
On a campaign stop in Pittsburgh, Mitt Romney sat down at a picnic table with some locals who offered him a plate of cookies. His reaction was to ridicule the cookies, observing prissily that they looked like they came from … Continue reading
Enough With the Orange
I didn’t need Pantone to tell me their choice for Color of the Year. There has been nothing but orange around for months. You can call it Tangerine Tango or whatever you want, but it’s still orange and we don’t … Continue reading
Stuck
I’m thinking of getting a version of this tattoo, just because it makes me smile. I can’t think of anything else to do with myself. I am almost a vegetable. I stay up all night doing nothing. When I wake … Continue reading
The James Franco Project
In his quest to annoy every living being, James Franco is set to portray Robert Mapplethorpe in an upcoming movie project. He will also play Hugh Hefner and the Wizard of Oz in two movies currently in post-production. But you can’t fully … Continue reading
Feathered Motorcycle Boot
Hahahahahahaha! “This Brunello Cucinelli boot takes a venerable biker style on a flight of fancy. The ostrich feather flourish, however, easily detaches for versatility.” Neiman Marcus, $1,435.00
Spring Houseboys
Here are the new houseboys for spring. Even if you’ve already done your spring cleaning, there is always more work to be done. I like a houseboy who is sensitive but slightly feral. Strong enough to move furniture but delicate in his … Continue reading
The Teeth Nightmare
I used to have a recurring nightmare about my teeth falling out. I would hold out my hand as I helplessly spit out the teeth. I’ve heard it’s a common dream and it probably means something about something. Over the … Continue reading
Billy Goat
“Don’t deny it, you’re kinda obsessed with this right?? I mean it’s pretty amazing. Real goat hair upper on a gorgeous wood heel takes serious fashion cred to pull off.” Well, they’ve got our number at Solestruck; are they psychic … Continue reading