Category Archives: Art

44 Inch Chest

Last night I stayed up late watching 44 Inch Chest, a movie that was not appreciated by film critics. As a huge fan of Sexy Beast, I figured it must have something going for it. If you like British gangster … Continue reading

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Houseboys

When we look for Houseboys, we are demanding, even though it’s hard to find good help and vice versa. We look for a certain attitude first. Dominant but servile. Masculine but sensitive. Then we make sure he has strong legs, … Continue reading

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Christopher Lee Sauve: What a Fucking Cunt™!

Christopher Lee Suave is an artist who recently designed this t-shirt, a “commentary on the Terry Richardson scandal,” according to Fashionista.   Lauren Sherman asks Suave, “What made you take on the whole Terry Richardson thing?” Suave answers: “I was reading all … Continue reading

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The Sarah Silverman Problem

Few things are more compelling to me than a heated debate over What Constitutes Art.   A recent controversy surrounding Sarah Silverman also offers a quandary about ethics. Ms. Silverman was invited to speak at the prestigious TED conference this year. … Continue reading

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Guys Can Be Girly

At times, it suits them, don’t you think?

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Why I Love My Son

Tonight, I was complaining to Max about the people at our local Whole Foods store. I noted that you couldn’t tell the difference between the homeless guys and the hipsters, who were affecting the same look, i.e., filthy dreadlocks and … Continue reading

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Another Goddess

Oooooh! She’s like a cross between Daria and Angelina. How can someone be so beautiful?! Naty Chamanenko may not have a gap between her teeth, but I may have to dump Abby Lee for her. Do you have a non-lesbitious … Continue reading

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Ferocious, with Antlers

I feel like I’m probably the last person to discover Mouton Collet, but better late then never, in this case. Everyone loves antlers, so this furry hate is “right on trend.”   Mouton Collet designed a white antler hat for Lady … Continue reading

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Mommy

Here’s my mom. She died on April 27, 2001.   She loved opera, chili, shoes, vodka, books   and traveling. On her deathbed, watching Jeopardy on TV, she shouted out “Loyola!” and she was correct. She was nuts, and I miss her. … Continue reading

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Gap Teeth Love

I don’t know why a gap between the front teeth is so endearing, but I assume it’s something to do with evoking babies. I can’t resist a gap-toothed smile.   It’s only fair that Johnny Depp got the gappest-toothed woman in … Continue reading

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