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The James Franco Project
In his quest to annoy every living being, James Franco is set to portray Robert Mapplethorpe in an upcoming movie project. He will also play Hugh Hefner and the Wizard of Oz in two movies currently in post-production. But you can’t fully … Continue reading
This is Just Wrong
I don’t know why, but it is. No matter how many other times it’s been done.
Academy Awards 2012 Exegesis
As far as I’m concerned, the whole event was about Angelina’s leg. When I saw the picture above, soon after the show ended, I was flabbergasted. It never occurred to me that it was a photoshopped joke. What an awful … Continue reading
Baptize me.
As Whitney Houston keeps dying on TV, I am transfixed by envy, bitterness, and grief. Her narrative has been transformed from the tragic untimely death of a dope addict to an adoring farewell to an angel. And why not? She … Continue reading
2012 Grammy Awards Exegesis
This year, it was all about Whitney Houston and Adele. Poor Whitney, her death is a tragedy and a lesson in Don’t Do Drugs, but her version of “I Will always Love You” is still an abomination. Each ascending refrain … Continue reading
Can We Agree on This?
Even though it’s not important and it doesn’t matter, I still want to know about Angelina’s lips. Everyone seems to accept that those lips are really real. “Just look at Shilo’s lips!” As a teenager, above, her top lips was … Continue reading
Behold the Willis Girls
I was thrilled to hear that Tallulah Willis (middle, above) was chosen to attend the prestigious Debutantes Ball at the Crillon Hotel on Paris’ Place de la Concorde. At just 17 years old, Tallulah is one of the youngest of … Continue reading
Before and After*
Even though he’s the Hipster du Jour, I can’t stand looking at Zombie Boy. Now that I see what he’d look like without his tattoos, I find him even more tragic. He’s actually a cute guy! And he fucked himself … Continue reading
Too Fat or Not Too Fat
If you haven’t seen The Big C, it’s a Showtime series about a spunky woman who has cancer. A subplot features Gabourey Sidibe as a teenager whose boyfriend is a Russian immigrant, played by Boyd Holbrook, a popular male model … Continue reading