Category Archives: Celebrities

Jennifer Lopez: What a Fucking Cunt!™

Posted on June 30, 2013 by Sister Wolf

  J Lo is sorry about going to Turkmenistan to sing for its dictator, President Gurbanguly Berdymukhamedov. Her “people” had “vetted” the event, but they missed the part about its human rights record. All you have to do is google ‘Turkmenistan … Continue reading →

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Goodbye to Johnny Depp

Posted on June 27, 2013 by Sister Wolf

  I’m making it official. After twenty years of devotion to Johnny Depp as my go-to romantic fantasy, I’m breaking up with him. The silly hats and the hobo outfits have been trying. The prayer-hands in response to applause have … Continue reading →

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Real-life Photoshop

Posted on May 30, 2013 by Sister Wolf

  Here is a model named Jazzma who’s been hanging out with a billionaire whose longtime girlfriend is Naomi Campbell. I snickered at the deforming photoshopped picture of Jazzma, and googled to see what she really looks like.   Wow, … Continue reading →

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Tragic Fashion

Posted on May 4, 2013 by Sister Wolf

  I was excited to see this competitor of Tragic Fashion Boy on Disney Rollergirl’s blog tonight.  He’s as thin and miserable looking as anyone could ask for, isn’t he? I need to name him. Suggestions? So I looked around … Continue reading →

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Gwyneth, Enough Already!

Posted on April 30, 2013 by Sister Wolf

I know it’s not very interesting to hate Gwyneth, but how can one ignore her this week? It’s like she WILL NOT REST until every single person on earth detests her. Is her work done yet? If not, we’re getting … Continue reading →

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Academy Award Exegesis 2013

Posted on February 25, 2013 by Sister Wolf

This year, I can honestly say that I got what I wanted.  My choice for best picture, best actor and best actress came through, somebody fell, Adele was a goddess, and David O. Russell didn’t get to gloat over his … Continue reading →

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I Can’t Tell You Why

Posted on February 22, 2013 by Sister Wolf

For the last two nights, we have been watching a new documentary about the Eagles. I have tested my husband’s patience by repeatedly asking “Which one is that?” I still can’t tell them apart. I always thought Don Henley was … Continue reading →

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2013 Grammy Awards Exegesis

Posted on February 11, 2013 by Sister Wolf

What a boring and lamentable gathering of untalented performers! Katy Perry‘s boobs were a magnificent distraction. The show’s most exciting moments were the arguments between me and my husband over Taylor Swift. He continues to defend her, which is obviously … Continue reading →

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Homeland

Posted on November 24, 2012 by Sister Wolf

I’ve finally caught up with Homeland, after skipping the first season in a private protest against Claire Danes as a CIA agent. Now I’m cool with Claire, but Brody’s wife is a major irritant. Whenever the wife is onscreen, I find … Continue reading →

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The Real Truth About Tom and Katie

Posted on July 11, 2012 by Sister Wolf

I just had an exclusive interview with myself and here’s what I learned: Everything you read about Katie and Tom‘s divorce is coming directly to you out of someone’s ass! That’s right, and not long ago, it came from mine, … Continue reading →

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