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If You’re Thinking of Tampering With Your Face
Think again.
Posted in Celebrities, Horrible Stuff
Tagged facial fillers, Lindsay Lohan, plastic surgery
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Just Answer This Question
Beyonce celebrated her 30th birthday on her yacht in Italy, with family and a few close friends. Her close friend Gwyneth (??) was seen giving Beyonce an envelope. Look how happy she is after she opens it! I need to … Continue reading
Here’s a Tough One
Who is worse, Katy Perry or Taylor Swift?* *Show your work!
I Hope to Dance Again Some Day
Community gardens in all of New York City’s five boroughs, many begun in the late 60’s and early 70’s, were the product of grass-roots activism. Residents who were unwilling to wait for the city to clean up abandoned lots, moved … Continue reading
Arnold Schwarzenegger: What a Fucking Cunt!™
Godammit, I told you so!. I can’t stand Arnold and I have never figured out why people believe he is anything other than a big stupid moron. The myth that Arnold is “actually very smart” is just preposterous! Fuck! Way … Continue reading
Fun With Werner Herzog
I fucking love Werner Herzog. I love his interviews and panel discussions as much as I love his movies. He is a master at articulating abstract ideas and finding absurdity and allegory and pathos in almost every human endeavor. Max loved him too. … Continue reading
Daphne Guinness, Round III
Here is Rihanna at the Met Costume Gala. Forget about her dress and look instead at the stray feathers shed all over the red- carpeted stairs by artist/socialite/muse/adultress Daphne Guinness. Here’s the Daphster: Earlier, she got dressed in the window … Continue reading
The Lesser of Two Evils
I have PTSD and the world is going to hell, but for the moment I’m choosing to focus on other matters. For example, here is a challenging dilemma: Who is more annoying. Gwyneth or Chloe? On the one hand, Gwyneth … Continue reading
What Do We Want From Charlie Sheen?
Even though we’re sick of him, admit it, we’re not through with him. There’s already an app to block out Sheen and Sheenisms, so you’ll never have to see his name or face again online. At the same time, there is a … Continue reading
Keep on Sagging!
It’s easy not to care about looking old when you’re not old. Later, it’s just a constant struggle to accept the changes in your face, the face that in your mind is eternally 18 or 30 or whenever you liked … Continue reading