Category Archives: Celebrities

Just Admit it, Demi

After suggestions that her cover photo on W magazine was photoshopped, Demi Moore has come forward to deny it. She has been very adamant that this is an un-retouched photo, even though her left hip is visibly out of line … Continue reading

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Vogue Daughter Face-off

Still annoyed by Carine Roitfeld, I remembered how much I love her daughter, Julia… and that Anna Wintour has a beautiful daughter as well. Both Carine and Anna like to pose with the daughters at fashion shows and on the … Continue reading

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A New Roommate

Mr. Capote is long gone. An old guy with pneumonia came and went. Yesterday, a new roommate arrived, connected to some sort of oxygen machine whose decibel level is akin to a loud blow dryer up against your ear. The … Continue reading

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Why Won’t Lindsay Lohan Hit Bottom?

When I saw this photo of Lindsay Lohan taking a bow at the disastrous Ungaro show, I couldn’t help feeling sorry for her. Look at the emotions playing upon her worn-out face:   “They love me!” “I’ve finally arrived!” “Now Sam … Continue reading

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Thanks For Nothing, Mackenzie Phillips

Here I am, innocently checking out the headlines at Huffington Post, when I am assaulted by the news that Mackenzie Phillips slept with her father, John Phillips.   Eoow, god, why do we have to know this?!   I will never be … Continue reading

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MTV Awards 2009 Exegesis

I didn’t see the whole show but so what, I’m still doing the Exegesis. The best thing this year was Kanye West fucking up Taylor Swift’s acceptance speech. Yes, it was rude, and why not? Taylor Swift is a godawful … Continue reading

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Playing Horsey

If you’re not a horse but want to look like one, it’s your lucky day. These fierce ‘pony skin’ wedges by Finsk are now available at Amelie.   I like to think that Lou Doillon owns a pair.

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Oh Snap!

Ah, it’s good to be observant.   An astute reader has pointed out the following, ahem, contradiction. In a post about Michael Jackson, presenting her tribute designs, Luxirare wrote: “My fascination with his work has always been with how he was … Continue reading

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The Wonder of Rachel Zoe

Sometimes a person comes along and captures your attention no matter how much you think you don’t care about them. Such is the wonder of Rachel Zoe. I thought I’d had enough of her after reading about her fight with … Continue reading

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Two Ways to Honor Michael Jackson

One way is to buy this jacket (now available in white) from BB Dakota. $79 Or, you can wear this air-brushed t-shirt with little black rhinestones on the fro (!), even though your husband always asks “Who’s that supposed to … Continue reading

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