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Fuck the Leather Shorts!
I’ll just take this leather and mesh bodysuit by Hannah Marshall. It’s $960 at Opening Ceremony and they have my size. I could wear this everywhere, day and night, and look effortlessly cool. Okay, no, but I still want it.
Addicted to Love
How many times have you listened to a friend talk about her terrible relationship, only to realize that nothing you can say or do will get her to end it? I never learn that these people are caught in a … Continue reading
Mommy
Here’s my mom. She died on April 27, 2001. She loved opera, chili, shoes, vodka, books and traveling. On her deathbed, watching Jeopardy on TV, she shouted out “Loyola!” and she was correct. She was nuts, and I miss her. … Continue reading
Comments for Jane 4-26-2010
Let’s get through this quickly: Sea is so excited about her shopping trip to Tokyo that she’s already started packing. Why is she packing those Prada shoes that are supposed to be Mom’s? There’s some funny business going on with … Continue reading
Crotch Controversy
Crystal Renn posed nude in the May issue of French Vogue, and the sight of her public hair has been too much for some people. The comments at The Cut are filled with revulsion for Crystal’s crotch. Whether the photos … Continue reading
If You’re Feeling Philosophical
Nearly two years ago, I brought up the subject of antinatalism here, and the arguments that ensued in the comments thread were impassioned, long-winded, and hysterically funny. I’ve just discovered that the argument about antinatalism is still going strong, so … Continue reading
More Faith and More Bras
Another Saturday at Nordstrom, and look! It’s Faith, the Hot Nordstrom Girl! I was so happy to see her that I got the BFF to take some pictures. Faith has an internship with a hot L.A. designer but for now, … Continue reading
Comments for Jane 4/14/2010
I don’t think I can take much more of this. It’s killing me. I can’t go on. I’ll go on. (Samuel Beckett) Sea is excited about going to Tokyo in a couple of weeks to spend a few million dollars … Continue reading
More Whining About Leather Shorts
Still suffering from the irrational and inappropriate longing for leather shorts, I was thrilled to find this hideous pair above, by Derek Lam, for $1,450 at Saks.com. It’s always nice when your unwholesome shopping fixation is chipped away by images … Continue reading
Leonor Scherrer: The It-Girl of Death
Why do we have to have people like Leonor Scherrer? The daughter of French designer Jean-Louis Scherrer, she is the ultimate spoiled, entitled ultra-hipster who favors a dykey Goth look and has started a company called Leonor Funeral Couture to … Continue reading