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More To Love From Shopbop
Remember Sad Redhead Girl? Back in the day when she never smiled? Well, here she is in a plastic bag of some kind. It’s purported to be a Metallic Goddess Tank, by Free People. The Shopbop copywriter seems to be … Continue reading
Men Love Skirts & Rachel Bilson’s Chanel
When this skirt suit by Thom Browne sold out at Gilt Group (reduced to $1,288) fashion blogs got all excited. What’s the surprise all about? The men I know LOVE Thom Browne. Let’s see, men famous for wearing skirts: David … Continue reading
Chloe Sevigny Advisory!
QUICK! DROP EVERTHING! Opening Ceremony will let you pre-order your Chloe Sevigny buckle boots if you act now! There will be no returns or exchanges, but so what, you will do as you’re told and buy these damn shoes if … Continue reading
The Shoe Challenge
Okay. Pony fur, check. Rhinestones, check. Diamonds (?!), check. Gladiator straps, check. Absurd price, check. Is there a worse shoe, ( not counting this one from Topshop, which I’m sure is a little joke and not really a shoe, as … Continue reading
Cher: Mutton Dressed as Mutton
A reader brought up the subject of Cher, and while I’d rather ignore her, the issue of how to age gracefully is never far from my mind. Regarding Cher and her reprise of the see-through bodysuit, it was horrible and … Continue reading
Vulgar Ode to the Green Jacket
When this green jacket was delivered, I was afraid to open the package. But like so many things that are scary at first, it was fucking fabulous. This is the most beautiful garment you can imagine. Softest lambskin, velvety soft … Continue reading
Wednesday Night Cuntfest
I subscribe to a newsletter that tells me what’s going on in L.A. Yesterday, it included a plea from a shop in Santa Monica that is struggling to stay in business. They are “reaching out” and asking for support. BUT! … Continue reading
Madonna Brings It
YES. She nailed it.
Shopping: The Relapse
Having admitted that I am addicted to shopping, I vowed to stop. Nevertheless, I bought this jacket. Can anyone explain why I need it? Complete this sentence: “I’m glad I bought this jacket because now ____________”
Paris Hilton Designs for Kids
When I saw this picture today, I swear to god my first thought was “Where did Paris Hilton find that horrible midget?” I’m so embarrassed.