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Knock-off Shoes: Yes or No?
Seeing these Jeffrey Campbell shoes for $118 made me recall in sickening detail my quest for these shoes, below, by Acne. I think I paid around $450 for the Acne shoes, which I found at Opening Ceremony, a store that … Continue reading
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Both Ugly AND Versatile!
“A skirt and leggings in one, these acid-wash leggings feature a ruched miniskirt overlay and slash detail at legs.” YES! The Shopbop copywriter is back on her game!
German Craziness, Achtung
I LOVE Sven Marquardt, even though I don’t know what he’s talking about. He was a member of the underground fashion scene in East Germany, where he took photos like this one during the 80’s. Note the morbid aspect. Hipsterism … Continue reading
Another Winner From Shopbop
This is the Pepper Skirt by Leyendecker, $297. It managed to stump the Shopbop copywriter, who can usually rise to the occasion. She may be having some sort of mental breakdown, and who can blame her with shit like this … Continue reading
Shoe Heaven!
Hahaha! What the hell are they talking about? “Three kinds of surprising animal skin types for the variety of animal.” God, you can’t ask for more in a shoe website, can you? This new shoe store is on Melrose Avenue … Continue reading
Pam Hogg: What a Fucking Cunt™!
Everybody knows that Pam Hogg was mean to our Susie B, and now she’ll regret it, but she’s still a cunt. Maybe she’s mad because she’s old. She also looks like she needs something to eat. As far as I’m … Continue reading
Sharon Osbourne Needs to Call Me
Sharon Osbourne is known to be a voracious shopper capable of dropping $65,000 on a single excursion. I don’t know much else about her. My friend Jane invited me to come with her to a private sale of Sharon Osbourne’s … Continue reading
I’m Just Here to Help
Do you want to consider whether your use of the Internet is an addiction? Me neither! Then don’t go here to find out. Do you think it would be tragic to use a website called Closet Viewer to catalog your … Continue reading
Jewelry That Speaks to Me
Even though I’m so happy with my little woolfie necklace from Her Amagingness Wendy Brandes there’s no such thing as enough jewelry (or anything else.) This wolf pendent above, by dead ponies, is carrying his tail for some reason, and … Continue reading
Fashion’s New Rules for Fall 09
You will be craving bigass platform wedges and baggy Boyfriend Jackets. Or else. Acne Fall 09