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Look Sexy, But Say No
Thanks to the diligence of Palingates, I’m now aware of The Candie’s Foundation, the organization that hired Bristol Palin as a poster girl for teenage abstinence. If there’s not enough hypocrisy in Bristol Palin telling teenagers not to have sex, … Continue reading
Living With Your Face
When I saw this picture today, I was transfixed. When I saw Connie Culp on the news tonight, I was stunned. As “the nation’s first face transplant recipient,” here’s what she said: Don’t judge people who don’t look the same … Continue reading
I Want to Live in a World Without Ashton Kutcher
“…the creation of Twitter… is as significant and paradigm-shifting as the invention of Morse code, the telephone, radio, television or the personal computer.” Oh god, if he would only shut up. How does Demi stand it? “For someone like me … Continue reading
Posted in Celebrities, Horrible Stuff, Words
Tagged people who should just die, stupid morons
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Paris Hilton Designs for Kids
When I saw this picture today, I swear to god my first thought was “Where did Paris Hilton find that horrible midget?” I’m so embarrassed.
Kelly Bensimon, a Gift From God
Once again, I’m the last one to find out about something that the whole world already knows. When it comes to hating Kelly Bensimon though, better late than never! What a fucking horrible woman! When you’re watching Kelly Bensimon, she … Continue reading
Kerouac at Shopbop
Dear Jack, I thought you should know that Shopbop is selling these Kerouac Ripped Leggings, named after you. Try not to take it too personally, they once had a dress named after Sylvia Plath. I should confess that I never … Continue reading
Sandals to the Rescue
Before you pass judgment on the person who would spend $1,980 on a pair of sandals, let me explain: These python Alaia sandals are actually designed for the fashion-savvy leper, who traditionally must carry a clapper and bell to warn … Continue reading
Rock of Love Exegesis
At first, you assure yourself that no matter how pathetic you are, you would never stoop so low as to watch “Rock of Love,” because (a) You don’t watch Reality Shows, (b) You’ve always hated Bret Michaels, and (c) There … Continue reading
Hipster Art: Everything Must Go!
Here is the “artwork” that was mistaken for trash and thrown away by some workman helping Courtney Love to move. It’s valued at $11,000 and Courtney is said to be furious. So am I! The moving guy deserves an award … Continue reading
Fritzl Trial: Quote of the Day
Nutcase Joseph Fritzl is finally on trial for rape, incest, murder and enslavement, but his lawyer insists that Fritzl is no monster. Lawyer Rudolph Mayer insists that his client was only trying to create a second family when he locked … Continue reading