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Good Riddance to Fashion, Plus a Bonus Song
Every day I get a million emails from shopping sites, promoting the newest looks. They want me to know what’s trending. They still challenge me to “up my game.” Who are they kidding? Please. Does anyone want new clothes? I … Continue reading
At Least We Still Have Words. Sort of.
I just learned a new word that describes my condition: avolition. People with avolition often want to complete certain tasks but lack the ability to initiate behaviours necessary to complete them. Avolition is most commonly seen as a symptom of … Continue reading
Things I Don’t Want in 2020
I’m just going to jump in with Adam Driver. I know he’s not the world’s biggest threat or even irritant, but I’ve been wanting to complain about him for ages. First off, I find it hard to remember if his … Continue reading
Posted in Celebrities, irritants, Rants, Words
Tagged actors, awful people, instagram, Words
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Having a Wank
Since I’m borrowing my title from Derek and Clive, I listened to this sketch for the 50 millionth time and still laughed. If you haven’t listened to this, don’t even talk to me EVER. All I intended to do was … Continue reading
It’s My Party And I’ll Cry If I Want To
Most people know at this point in social etiquette not to bark, “Cheer up!” at people who aren’t showing their back molars in a smile. Thank god that’s pretty much a thing of the past. I remember strangers informing me, … Continue reading
Posted in Disorders, grief, irritants, Words
Tagged friendship, grief, mental health, things I hate
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Are You Ready For Emotional Granularity?
Granular is a word that’s starting to make me wince, maybe because of the people who use it or maybe because it’s so onomatopoeic. I can almost feel it in my shoe, like sand. Nevertheless, I just came across a … Continue reading
5 Things You Don’t Need to Know
1. Demi Moore isn’t blaming Ashton Kutcher for the threesomes they had during their marriage but it was his idea, not that she’s blaming him. 2. Brad Pitt has realized that it’s not the roles that matter. What he really … Continue reading
Madonna, Canceled
Today there’s an article in The New York Times called “Madonna at 60“. I am pleased to report that I didn’t, and will not, read it. Madonna is canceled. Madonna has already taken up too much of my time and … Continue reading
Butt Masks: Please Kill Me Already
When I saw an ad on Sephora online for a “Booty Mask“, I was excited by discovering a new avenue of ridicule. Haha, I thought, how absurd, a beauty mask JUST FOR YOUR BUTT! I’m still amazed by the aisles … Continue reading