Category Archives: News

I Told You He Was a Cunt!

Posted on February 18, 2013 by Sister Wolf

It’s about time that cunt resigned. I can’t believe he’ll get immunity.

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2013 Grammy Awards Exegesis

Posted on February 11, 2013 by Sister Wolf

What a boring and lamentable gathering of untalented performers! Katy Perry‘s boobs were a magnificent distraction. The show’s most exciting moments were the arguments between me and my husband over Taylor Swift. He continues to defend her, which is obviously … Continue reading →

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Sandy Hook Happy Meal

Posted on February 3, 2013 by Sister Wolf

When I told [a family member] that 26 kids from Sandy Hook elementary school were going to sing at the Super Bowl, he was surprised and disgusted. I asked rhetorically why the survivors from the Aurora movie theater hadn’t been … Continue reading →

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When Can We Talk About Depression?

Posted on January 17, 2013 by Sister Wolf

  Like everyone else, I am heartbroken by the loss of Aaron Swartz, 26, who hung himself last week. He was by all accounts an amazing person. He used his brilliance in technology to advance the cause of a free … Continue reading →

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Paul Ryan: What a Fucking Cunt™!

Posted on August 15, 2012 by Sister Wolf

Oh, snap! After insisting that his obsession with Ayn Rand is an “urban legend,” a tape has surfaced in which Ryan gushes about Ayn Rand’s philosophy: “It’s inspired me so much that it’s required reading in my office for all … Continue reading →

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The Real Truth About Tom and Katie

Posted on July 11, 2012 by Sister Wolf

I just had an exclusive interview with myself and here’s what I learned: Everything you read about Katie and Tom‘s divorce is coming directly to you out of someone’s ass! That’s right, and not long ago, it came from mine, … Continue reading →

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RFK Jr: What a Fucking Cunt!™

Posted on June 12, 2012 by Sister Wolf

This is a story of unmitigated fuckery, replete with cunts, bit I will focus on Robert Kennedy Jr as the Cunt in Charge, so to speak. When his wife Mary hung herself last month, it was a tragic event that … Continue reading →

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Don’t Torture Children

Posted on May 19, 2012 by Sister Wolf

Tonight I watched a news story about the Judge Rotenberg Center (JRC), a residential facility for autistic and other children with behavioral problems. It is known as a school of last resort and has a controversial history. Whatever the fuck … Continue reading →

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50 Shades of Silly

Posted on May 7, 2012 by Sister Wolf

Does everyone know about “Fifty Shades of Grey?” It’s a wildly popular new novel that women are reading discreetly and openly, according to their relative shame or bravado about enjoying middlebrow porn. I had no idea what the story was … Continue reading →

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Mitt Romney: What a Fucking Cunt™!

Posted on April 20, 2012 by Sister Wolf

On a campaign stop in Pittsburgh, Mitt Romney sat down at a picnic table with some locals who offered him a plate of cookies. His reaction was to ridicule the cookies, observing prissily that they looked like they came from … Continue reading →

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