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What’s With the Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation?
You just have to ask, What the hell is wrong with these guys? Both Michael Hutchence and David Carradine would have no trouble getting laid. Or even, getting laid in some unconventional way. So why risk death just to get … Continue reading
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Mrs. Palin is Out of Her Mind
Mrs. Palin gave a speech the other day, appearing with her new BFF, Michael Reagan, who is one unhinged windbag. I know it’s distasteful, and also too it’s scary, but if you can gather your strength for a few minutes, … Continue reading
When is Bitterness a Disorder?
Psychiatrists have defined a new subgroup of what is known as ‘adjustment disorders.’ Somewhat similar to post traumatic stress disorder, post traumatic embitterment disorder is triggered by a negative life event which “is experienced as a violation of basic beliefs … Continue reading
Madge vs Angelina Smackdown
Don’t you hate the word ‘smackdown?’ I heard my self say it the other day, without irony, when speaking of Cheney and Obama. So now I’m using it to punish myself. Never again, though. So, Forbes has deemed Angelina the … Continue reading
An Apology From Sister Wolf
I would like to apologize for the state of California, its idiotic voters and its supreme court, on this black day in our history. I did my best to prevent the election of a stupid body builder as Governor of … Continue reading
Death & Anger Updates
I just stupidly clicked on an ad that asked “Why so angry?” and ended up here. UGH, now I’m even angrier! Fuck you, happier.com! If I wanted a bowl of flowers, I’d go get one. That’s the anger part. ~ … Continue reading
Men Love Skirts & Rachel Bilson’s Chanel
When this skirt suit by Thom Browne sold out at Gilt Group (reduced to $1,288) fashion blogs got all excited. What’s the surprise all about? The men I know LOVE Thom Browne. Let’s see, men famous for wearing skirts: David … Continue reading
Antichrist, Anyone?
I admire Lars Von Trier more for his pranks than his artistry, although I thought Dogville was pretty brilliant. Breaking the Waves, Dancing in the Dark, nope, not for me. Too much angst, too little catharsis. Now, his new film … Continue reading
Chloe Sevigny Advisory!
QUICK! DROP EVERTHING! Opening Ceremony will let you pre-order your Chloe Sevigny buckle boots if you act now! There will be no returns or exchanges, but so what, you will do as you’re told and buy these damn shoes if … Continue reading
Mrs. P’s Book Deal
It stands to reason that a fucking moron with no facility for the English language would be offered several million dollars to write a book. Robert Barnett, the attorney who brokered the deal with HarperCollins, is also quite the linguist. … Continue reading