Category Archives: News

Travis the Chimp: R.I.P.

Whenever chimps go on a rampage, nobody wins. Poor Travis the Chimp was shot to death by a policeman after attacking a friend of his lifelong owner. But that’s not the whole story. Earlier in the day, Travis annoyed his … Continue reading

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When Popes Go Bad

What do you expect from a German Pope? You get what you pay for! Here is the lunatic that Pope Ratty brought back in to the fold. Watch how turned on Bishop Williamson gets as he warms to the subject … Continue reading

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Phil Spector, Shoes and Suicide

It’s hard to believe that Phil Spector (above with his crazy wife Rachelle) is STILL on trial for the murder of Lana Clarkson. But on Friday, the prosecution rested its case against him. The last person to testify was Lana … Continue reading

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Blogger Pajama Party!

Yesterday, my friend Suebob notified me that a meme was spreading throughout bloggerdom, called “Grace in 5 things.” She told me to google it. The idea is that everybody post a daily list of five things they are grateful for. … Continue reading

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Pastor Schmastor:Leave God Out of Government!

Sometimes I can’t believe what an idiot I am! Here I’ve been getting madder and madder about Obama’s decision to leave Rev. Gene Robinson’s opening prayer out of HBO’s coverage of the events at the Lincoln Memorial yesterday. The Presidential … Continue reading

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Love, Boobs and Antidepressants

I have been reading about neurochemistry and the effect of serotonin on relationships, and some new studies suggest that antidepressants are not the free lunch some of us were hoping for. Not only do the SSRI drugs dampen the libido, … Continue reading

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Don’t Give Blake the Money, No No No!

Finally! For all of us who’ve been praying for Amy Winehouse to unload Blake Incarcerated, our prayers have been answered. Thank you, Lord, for saving our Amy from that rotten little scumbag, who now wants a divorce and half of … Continue reading

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Golden Globes 2009 Exegesis

Since some people have actual lives, I am once again providing a summary of the   Golden Globes Awards, having sat through most of it in a stupor when I wasn’t busy peeing or getting snacks. It was a pretty dull … Continue reading

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Who’s a Bigger Cunt?

As you know, Mrs. Palin has reared up her head into our airspace again this week. If that wasn’t enough, Ann Coulter and her Adam’s apple also made their re-entry into the media spotlight. This got me to wondering, on … Continue reading

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Outing John Travolta

I’ve been meaning to write about this for a long time, but I guess I wasn’t mad enough. John Travolta should have been outed, and not for being gay. His insistence that his son Jett, now dead at 16, wasn’t … Continue reading

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