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Fashion Trends: Logomania, Sisterwife, Prostitute, Bigfoot,
Like every fashion-conscious consumer, I spend time every day scrolling through the latest arrivals at Matches, Net-a-Porter, ssense, Neiman Marcus, LL-CC and websites I’m too embarrassed to mention. I consider the scrolling a duty, and a big success if I … Continue reading
Running Out of Invective For Trump?
Aren’t you tired of hearing yourself yell or mutter the same words when Trump rears his ugly head? Fucker! Piece of shit! Stupid fucking liar! Fat scumbag! Dumbass! Let’s mix things up. Instead of idiot, try: fool, ass, halfwit, dunce, … Continue reading
Posted in News, Words
Tagged Donald Trump, fucking cunts, politics, Stupid fucking idiots
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Asia Argento: A Story With Everything!
Let’s pretend you live in another solar system and you don’t follow celebrity gossip. I’ll try to get you up to date. Asia Argento is an Italian actress with a penchant for the dark side. She’s covered in tattoos and … Continue reading
Posted in Celebrities, Disorders, Horrible Stuff, News, Words
Tagged actors, crazy people, death, sex
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2018 VMA Awards Exegesis
Just Kill Yourself. That was the message of the 2018 Video Music Awards. From beginning to end, it was a travesty, lacking a single redeeming moment. You’ve probably heard how Madge embarrassed herself but it was so much worse. I’ll … Continue reading
Aretha, Don’t Go
As far back as I can remember listening to music, Aretha Franklin has been part of my life. She was my first idol. She made me feel like a natural woman at 15. No one ever surpassed her effect on … Continue reading
The Girl in a Bowl
I didn’t believe it when I heard there was a person with only a head, who lived in a bowl. It reminded me of my favorite publication from many years ago, a parody of the National Enquirer that featured a … Continue reading
The Big Monkey Show
One day in the history of our world, the United States voted for a monkey to be their president. In the morning after the election, people cried and asked each other if it really happened. It did happen but it … Continue reading
A Bitter Pill
Watching the news about the Inspector General’s report on the FBI, and Hillary Clinton’s three word tweet in response to it, I was startled by the commentator’s summation. “Still bitter, he said, shaking his head reproachfully. Everyone on the panel … Continue reading
Is Jeff Sessions the Devil?
Watching Jeff Sessions smile as he quoted the Bible to justify his immigration policy, I was chilled to the core. Surely this cunt is the Devil Himself! Not to downgrade Trump, who is an abomination, but I think with Sessions … Continue reading
Posted in Horrible Stuff, News, Religion
Tagged family, fucking cunts, politics, the devil
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Okay, No.
Jaime King is an actress or something who recently appeared on a red carpet with her 4 year old son James, who as you can see is dressed like a girl. Can we not pretend that he isn’t dressed like … Continue reading