Category Archives: Rants

The Unbearable Luxury of Hermes

My key impression of the Hermes Fall 2011 photos was : This shit is for rich people who want you to know it. The outfits scream. “Fuck you! I have money!” Other designers also reek of big money but at  least  it’s … Continue reading

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Keep on Sagging!

It’s easy not to care about looking old when you’re not old. Later, it’s just a constant struggle to accept the changes in your face, the face that in your mind is eternally 18 or 30 or whenever you liked … Continue reading

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I Am Through Hearing About

Lady Gaga Justin Bieber Branding Cats Hipsters Big Banks Sustainability Game Changers Goop Isabel Marant Celine Chloe Sevigny for Opening Ceremony Tom Ford Arizona Muse Charlie Sheen The Tea Party Family Guy Zombies Chinese Mothers Crystal Renn Brazilian Blowouts Andrej … Continue reading

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Debbie Schlussel: Cunt of the Week!™

This choice is a no-brainer but that doesn’t mean it’s not deserved. Debbie Schlussel is an offensive lunatic whose existence was not on my radar until now. Here I thought that Mrs. Palin was the stupidest, most reprehensible woman in … Continue reading

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Still Mean!

The Man Repeller is not just repelling men. Consider me repelled. I don’t think I “get” her, but I don’t think I’d like her if I did. Why is she everywhere?? Why is she so connected, because there is no … Continue reading

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Grammys 2011 for Dummies

Just quickly: Rhianna needs to take up prostitution and get it over with. Lady Gaga needs to get the fuck over herself. J Lo needs to lose the hair extensions and her creepy husband. Mick Jagger needs to eat and … Continue reading

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Sartorial Coolness and Nonchalant Grace

I’ve had an epiphany and here it is: I don’t want to know about anyone’s personal style! After reading about Andrea Linett, a nice woman who looks like Sarah Jessica Parker, at stylelikeu.com, I find the whole Look-at-My-Wardrobe craze to … Continue reading

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Let’s Be Egyptian

I tried to write about Max tonight but it made me cry so I gave up. Instead, I made this suicide prevention poster.   When my webmaster wakes up tomorrow, maybe he’ll help me to put it on that side panel … Continue reading

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All Kinds of Fuckery!

First of all, I see that I foolishly omitted a blogger rocking the black-hat-with-shorts uniform. This one is called Stylorectic and she just had a baby. She seems to really, really love herself and that makes me uncomfortable. I think … Continue reading

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Mugler Brings Out the Gimp

I’m tired of this fetishistic trend in fashion, and one day you’ll be tired of it. too. While I do like a man in a wedding dress, the Gimp-inspired looks are just sad rather than shocking. Mugler’s muse, Zombie Boy, … Continue reading

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