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Bill Donohue: Cunt of the Week™
Bill Donohue, president of The Catholic League, is such a fucking cunt, he is almost off the scale. I watched him on Larry King last night, on a panel discussion of the current crisis facing the Catholic church. Donohue was … Continue reading
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Still More Terry Richardson
Marc Jacobs has revealed to the WSJ: “I’ve worked with Terry and Terry has asked me to do some crazy things. I know that those pictures will exist if I do them. But I’m a big boy and I can … Continue reading
Key Trends to Avoid
I plan to avoid any look devised by Alexander Wang, including this disturbing boot. Each time I see it, I feel upset. It looks like a shoe giving birth to another shoe, and that’s not something I want to dwell … Continue reading
Cunt of the Week™: Pope Benedict XVI
The current Pope, or “Ratty” as he is known in some quarters, has turned out to be a complete cunt. As the clerical sexual abuse crisis erupts in Germany, the Vatican is doing its best this weekend to protect the … Continue reading
Jessica Simpson: Not Just Fat
First of all, she is fat, let’s just admit it. I saw her on TV with David Letterman, recalling how hurt she was when the tabloids called her “fat”. Then she talked about her ex-boyfriends, and her new reality show. … Continue reading
Hands Off Shiloh!
Thanks to Iron Chic for calling my attention to this ridiculous cover story in Life & Style Weekly, my illustrious former employer. While the magazine is known for its fair and balanced, ahem, reporting, this story about Brad and Angie‘s … Continue reading
Sting: What a Fucking Cunt™!
Not just a fucking cunt, but a TOTAL fucking cunt. If you didn’t already hate him, it’s time to get on board. Sting was offered 2 millions pounds to perform in Uzbekistan for the glamorous daughter of its brutal dictator, … Continue reading
A Style Vacuum
A friend sent me a link to a woman who has a blog and documents what she wears every day. My friend ‘s question was: “Why?!?” God. I have no idea. Has everyone gone nuts? Who gives a shit what … Continue reading
Finding My Niche
Every time I read a thing about bloggers having to find a niche, my heart sinks. I’m not doing anything right. I’m also supposed to put keywords in my post titles, and to figure out what kind of posts bring … Continue reading
What’s Wrong With This Picture?
This is a real question. This is how Madonna dressed her daughter Mercy for a day out in Manhattan, while she herself wore some crap by Ed Hardy. Why does she want her child to look like a fucking lawn … Continue reading