Category Archives: Rants

Mrs. Palin Reaches Out To Annoy The Disabled

Posted on February 18, 2010 by Sister Wolf

Once upon a time, Mrs. Palin was just a poor innocent little girl whose only friends were a pair of huge prawns. As she grew up with only a voracious appetite for power to substitute for intellect, she turned her … Continue reading →

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I Told You Hair is Everything!

Posted on February 13, 2010 by Sister Wolf

Just look what happens when you take away Mrs. Palin’s trademark big hair! It’s like Samson after Delilah got through with him! A genius over here altered some pictures of Mrs. P by removing the long hair (along with the … Continue reading →

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The Doctor’s Office

Posted on February 12, 2010 by Sister Wolf

I finally decided to see the doctor today, when my terrible sore throat turned into a fever with body aches and a rattling bronchial cough. Since I didn’t already have an appointment, I was told I could be a walk-in … Continue reading →

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Is Mrs. Palin Retarded?

Posted on February 4, 2010 by Sister Wolf

Mrs. Palin is calling for Obama to fire his chief of staff, Rahm Emanuel, for calling a group of liberals “fucking retarded” during a private meeting. How dare that big Jew use this hateful slur in a private meeting?!? In … Continue reading →

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Damien Hirst: What a Fucking Cunt™!

Posted on February 2, 2010 by Sister Wolf

(photo via) DAMIEN HIRST End of an Era, 2009 Bull’s head, gold, gold-plated steel, glass and formaldehyde solution with a Carrara marble plinth 84 x 67 5/16 x 38 5/16 inches overall (213.4 x 171 x 97.2 cm) “The exhibition … Continue reading →

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Plays Well With Others

Posted on January 31, 2010 by Sister Wolf

An anonymous commenter suggested that I have been Needlessly Savage toward other, younger bloggers.   I don’t understand the word “needlessly” in this context. And I can’t really attack older bloggers, because Ha, there aren’t any! Anonymous (and I know who … Continue reading →

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Why Can’t I be Popular?

Posted on January 28, 2010 by Sister Wolf

You know that website bloglovin? Well, nobody likes me there, but people who do (even though they don’t exist) also like a blog called Nubbytwiglet. Nubbytwiglet is a really horrible girl who looks alot like Sarah Silverman, which for me … Continue reading →

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I Pity the Fool

Posted on January 26, 2010 by Sister Wolf

…who buys this crocodile “tail coat” jacket by Balmain, for $74,000.   Who will it be? Beyonce? Rihanna? Someone will turn up wearing this, right? It’s fierce, killing it, bla bla bla. Look at this bingo card I made here.   If … Continue reading →

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English, Motherfucker! Do You Speak It?

Posted on January 11, 2010 by Sister Wolf

So much fuss over words! And yet, what else do we have if we want to communicate? I am constantly amazed by how often people complain when you expect them to either say what they mean or mean what they … Continue reading →

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Are You More Than Your Ass?

Posted on January 6, 2010 by Sister Wolf

Just when you forget to worry about the size of your butt, photos of famous butts rise up to remind you. Kate Moss and Naomi Campbell are both enjoying their holiday in Thailand, but only one of them has a … Continue reading →

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