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The Sister Wolf Situation
Once, Sister Wolf had a great job. She sat on her ass and wrote stuff and got paid a very nice salary. Then, oh no, the fucking economy! Her job was cruelly taken away. Poor Sister Wolf! Having no income … Continue reading
Shoe Intervention: One Day at a Time
I saw this picture today and it triggered my addiction. I vaguely recalled seeing these shoes online somewhere and being crushed that they were sold out in my size. But now I had to go look for them again. And … Continue reading
The Bow Outrage
“In a shocking display of fealty to a foreign potentate, President Obama bowed to Saudi King Abdullah at the Group of 20 summit in London last week,” declares an editorial in the Washington Times. I am truly beginning to love … Continue reading
The Testament of Levi
I know everyone has better things to do than to watch the Tyra Banks show, so let me bring you up to date: Levi Johnston is totally screwed. Bristol won’t let him see their baby, because she hates Levi’s sister. … Continue reading
Behold the Boyfriend Jeans!
It’s Britney, bitch! Nah, just kidding. God, I fucking rule. Here I look fat, but so what, I have antlers. So here’s the ensemble, as recommended by my trusted cyber-advisors. The white tank top, bangles, fitted jacket, and the fierce … Continue reading
Astral Weeks and Me
Van Morrison’s Astral Weeks is not only the greatest album in pop music history, it’s the one that the angels listen to in heaven.* A new live version of this 1968 record has just been released, and while it’s a … Continue reading
The Ethics of Hair Extensions
Fergie is rocking* some unfortunate new hair extensions, but that’s not the worst of it. In the March issue of Allure magazine, you can learn about the business of hair extensions, and you will never feel the same about them. … Continue reading
Does Porn Cause Depression?
Over at 2blowhards, people have been strenuously debating whether porn is an art form akin to rock and roll, and whether we now accept porn as part of the internet experience. Obviously, the first question is nonsensical. But the other … Continue reading
Pastor Schmastor:Leave God Out of Government!
Sometimes I can’t believe what an idiot I am! Here I’ve been getting madder and madder about Obama’s decision to leave Rev. Gene Robinson’s opening prayer out of HBO’s coverage of the events at the Lincoln Memorial yesterday. The Presidential … Continue reading
Bristol Gets a New Baby
As you all know by now, Bristol Palin has “delivered” a healthy baby boy named Tripp. What you may not know is that I am a highly regarded journalist in my spare time, and here are the facts: On December … Continue reading