Category Archives: Religion

The Lesbian Stick: A Christmas Story

Posted on December 24, 2008 by Sister Wolf

~this is a reprint from 2006, and a true story.~ Tonight, when I told my older son that I’d found a good Baby Jesus to steal, he reminded me of the Lesbian Stick. A long time ago, in a galaxy … Continue reading →

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Why Did God Make Rick Warren?

Posted on December 22, 2008 by Sister Wolf

I’m not happy about Obama’s choice of Rick Warren to deliver the invocation at his inauguration. Why is there an “invocation” anyway, and why does religion have a place in the inauguration? If religion plays a role in this event, … Continue reading →

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Should We Blame Mrs. Palin?

Posted on December 20, 2008 by Sister Wolf

Needless to say, I was thrilled to hear that Levi “the Impregnator” Johnston’s mom was busted for drugs in Wasilla. Sherry Johnston has been charged with six felony counts of misconduct involving Oxycontin, a drug commonly known as ‘hillbilly heroin.” … Continue reading →

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Accessorize Me (updated)

Posted on November 29, 2008 by Sister Wolf

Having bought the perfect and ultimate black leather dress, I found I was too lame to wear it with anything but more black. I think it looks good with black tights and black shoes, but I want to think of … Continue reading →

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Mrs. Palin Enlists Satan in Last Ditch Effort to Win.

Posted on October 25, 2008 by Sister Wolf

Now, to add to Piper’s spinning head, there seems to be new Trig.   This is not the Trig Mrs. P paraded around at the RNC. Did she swap Trig for this new model to distract us from Piper’s spinning head? … Continue reading →

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Is Mrs. Palin a Human Life?

Posted on October 24, 2008 by Sister Wolf

Is Mrs. Palin a human life? This is a critical question for me, not to mention this great country of ours. Dr. James Dobson, a lunatic evangelist, spoke with Mrs. Palin oh his radio show today. It was an orgy … Continue reading →

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Keep on Talking, You Stupid Bitch!

Posted on October 20, 2008 by Sister Wolf

Nothing relieves the tension and agony of this election like a good laugh, and you can get your fill by watching these excerpts of an interview Mrs. P gave to some Christian Broadcasting guy. She probably thinks that only her … Continue reading →

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Thank You, Patti

Posted on October 18, 2008 by Sister Wolf

Tonight I went to see my Living Idol, Patti Smith, and as always it was a transcendent experience. To top it off, I came upon this kindred spirit, who was nice enough to pose with me.   My nephew was wearing … Continue reading →

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PAP Smear Official Business

Posted on September 8, 2008 by Sister Wolf

*UPDATE* You can now order you PAP Smear shirts and buttons here! *UPDATE II* Note the new improved logo People, we can thank our good friends Dr. Larue and Honeypants for this wonderful logo. Feel free to copy it and … Continue reading →

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The Plot Thickens.

Posted on September 4, 2008 by Sister Wolf

We’re not allowed to criticize The Church Lady because that would be sexist. We can’t mention the tight black skirt that was meant to reduce grown men to horny teenagers dreaming about Milf’s. So let’s just think of her as … Continue reading →

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