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The Moto Bootie
Thong strap, zippers, folded cuffs, snaps, fake weaving, six inch heels….what, no kitchen sink? Remember how in The September Issue, Anna Wintour cringes and says, “We don’t use [the word] bootie?” Ha. Anna, you’re too sensitive. Try saying “Moto Bootie.” … Continue reading
Mrs. Palin Reaches Out To Annoy The Disabled
Once upon a time, Mrs. Palin was just a poor innocent little girl whose only friends were a pair of huge prawns. As she grew up with only a voracious appetite for power to substitute for intellect, she turned her … Continue reading
The Doctor’s Office
I finally decided to see the doctor today, when my terrible sore throat turned into a fever with body aches and a rattling bronchial cough. Since I didn’t already have an appointment, I was told I could be a walk-in … Continue reading
Three Quotes to Think About
Kelly Bensimon, on why her Playboy photos don’t feature gratuitous shots of her genitals: “I don’t think that part of a woman’s body is really evocative. The roundness of the hips, the buttocks, the breast, the shoulders, the clavicle, the … Continue reading
Literary Feuds
I’ve always loved literary feuds, and now there’s a new one, between Andrew Sullivan and Leon Wieseltier. Because the two men were once very close friends, their rift seems especially bitter. I love Andrew Sullivan because he was a vocal … Continue reading
Is Mrs. Palin Retarded?
Mrs. Palin is calling for Obama to fire his chief of staff, Rahm Emanuel, for calling a group of liberals “fucking retarded” during a private meeting. How dare that big Jew use this hateful slur in a private meeting?!? In … Continue reading
Comments For Jane 2/3/2010
Sea has been very busy with “work”, but here we find her taking a well-earned rest, covered fetchingly with nothing but a curated fur coat. Note the cascade of streaky hair. Would a mother take such a photo of her … Continue reading
Me Without You
I just saw this movie on TV, late at night, and was haunted by its depiction of a suffocatingly close friendship that revolves around need and control. Have you ever had – or observed – a friendship like that? There’s … Continue reading
Another Dick
This is the Dicklace Tee by Haute Hippie. Is it meant to be a pun, as in dickless? Or is it meant to be worn with that awful Dickweed nail polish? $350 at Shopbop.