Category Archives: Words

Today’s Secret Word

The word for the day is badass. It’s a self-negating word, like “classy.”   Once you use it, it can’t apply to you. Scream really loud each time you see it or hear it.

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The Truth About Brad and Angie!

If you’ve been following your celebrity gossip, you know that Brad and Angie sleep in separate beds, and that Angie is a controlling psycho who giggles when the kids cry. I have a very special secret to tell you, that … Continue reading

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Bill Donohue: Cunt of the Week™

Bill Donohue, president of The Catholic League, is such a fucking cunt, he is almost off the scale. I watched him on Larry King last night, on a panel discussion of the current crisis facing the Catholic church. Donohue was … Continue reading

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A Genius Speaks

On the subject of Terry Richardson, here is blogger ‘Gnarlitude Jen’: “If someone is uncomfortable in any situation, they have the fucking choice to say NO. Sorry but this is a choice those models made. If he got naked and … Continue reading

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Inappropriate Cravings

On my mental list of shit I wish I could buy, the most persistent craving is also the most inappropriate: leather shorts. I can’t think of another fashion purchase that would be more inappropriate, except maybe a romper. (Sorry about … Continue reading

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Some Bloke Came up to Me…

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Comments For Jane 3/28/2010

Sea has been on the road with Dad, I think to SXSW to hear some awful new bands. She got to hang out with her Asian-ish friend Ronald, but really the main event was her new boots by Maison Martin … Continue reading

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The Poetry of Stylebop

I love these shoes, but not as much as the selling points, as dreamed up by Stylebop. The Agnes Deyn reference almost ruined them for me, but not quite. If   they were affordable, I would wear them with everything except … Continue reading

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Ordealism: The Art of Suffering

In the current New Yorker, there is a long profile of the performance artist Marina Abramovic that caused me to wonder: Is my life actually Art? Abramovic has been provoking and shocking people for thirty years. Next week, MOMA is … Continue reading

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Comments for Jane 3/11/2010

Most recently, Sea was thrilled to acquire a garish coat that matched the dowdy skirt she had earlier obtained from a shop in Dallas. Now she can wear them together and look like a kooky bag lady from the 70s. … Continue reading

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