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Mrs. Palin and The Unspeakable
Here is Mrs. Palin, just days after her resignation, preparing a baby for human sacrifice. Mrs. P is marking the spot where the giddy mother will cut the heart out for the Unholy Offering. Oh fine. Maybe I’m just hallucinating. … Continue reading
Mrs. Palin: A Moron to the Bitter End
Citing her right to privacy, Gov. Sarah Palin refused to say who she voted for after emerging from her polling place in Wasilla, Alaska. That’s right, she wouldn’t say she voted for her own presidential ticket. We assume she did, … Continue reading
Mrs. Palin is Quotin’ Plato!
In an exclusive interview with Paul Bedard for the US News and World Report, Mrs. P casually quotes Plato: “It’s like Plato said, ‘You learn more about someone in an hour of play than in a year of conversation.’ We’ve … Continue reading
Is Mrs. Palin a Stupidity Machine?
If not, then how does she keep finding ways to be stupid? She is an unholy fountain of stupidity, a geyser of idiotic lies that won’t be stopped by nature, science or Grandpa McCain himself. In her speech about special … Continue reading
Mrs. Palin Enlists Satan in Last Ditch Effort to Win.
Now, to add to Piper’s spinning head, there seems to be new Trig. This is not the Trig Mrs. P paraded around at the RNC. Did she swap Trig for this new model to distract us from Piper’s spinning head? … Continue reading
Is Mrs. Palin a Human Life?
Is Mrs. Palin a human life? This is a critical question for me, not to mention this great country of ours. Dr. James Dobson, a lunatic evangelist, spoke with Mrs. Palin oh his radio show today. It was an orgy … Continue reading
And Too, Palin’s Fashion IQ is Also Zero
What, the RNC spent $150,000 on Mrs. P’s wardrobe?!?!?! How can you spend that much money and still look like trailor trash?! Most of it was spent at Saks and Neiman Marcus, but all I can see are a bunch … Continue reading
Sarah’s Special Needs
I’ve listened to Mrs. P at two separate campaign rallies, yesterday and today, answering questions about how she intends to keep her promise of being a friend to moms with special needs kids. Each time, she said that she would … Continue reading
Palin Rears Her Ugly Head Over Australia!
Is anyone surprised that Grandpa’s campaign has finally deployed their secret weapon….Obama’s middle name? Gosh darnit, some prick who introduced Mrs. P to a Nazi rally in Clearwater Florida busted out with “Barack Hussein Obama” to huge applause. The implication … Continue reading
Predictions For Biden vs Palin Debate
In honor of the Jewish New Year, I am now ready to reveal my personal history with Sarah “Dumbass” Palin. We met during the Miss Alaska competition in 1984. Sarah was a total cunt even then, but she sucked up … Continue reading