Tag Archives: Chanel

Advice From An Old Bag

Fine, I am ageist. Diane Keaton and Goldie Hawn are both 68. Jamie Leigh Curtis is 55. These three actresses have all the advantages that come with their privileged positions, but to my mind they are old bags whose faces … Continue reading

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Where is Jackie’s Hat???

  Last night I heard for the first time that Jackie’s pink hat is missing: No one knows what happened to it after all these years. This is just mind-boggling, isn’t it? If anything in this world is iconic, it’s … Continue reading

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Chanel is Crap and Cunt of the Week™

Here is Chanel’s new red nail polish, “Pirate.” It was $23 plus tax. This is what is looks like after one week. It is the shittiest nail polish ever. Ever. Don’t fall for it! Get some cheap brand from a … Continue reading

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Karl is Just Being Silly

Why would you buy those Chanel Yeti boots for a million dollars when you could buy these lookalikes above for just $25? Or you can easily one-up everybody with these 6 inch platform furry boots for only $75! When you’re … Continue reading

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How Stupid Are We?

Remember when it was summer, and we’d cut off an old pair of jeans to make shorts? I still do that, nearly every year. Why do trendy brands like Vince think we want to pay $195 for a pair of … Continue reading

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All New Nordstrom Adventure

When you’re unemployed and have no money, you go out to have lunch in department stores. If you use your charge card, it’s free.   Here I am at Nordstrom on Friday, trying on a pseudo-Chanel jacket by Trina Turk. Seen … Continue reading

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Stuff You Need: Another SW Fundraiser

Okay, you know the drill.   Here is a chance to buy something from Sister Wolf’s Hoarded Fashion Collection . Funds must be raised. So here is a vintage charm necklace by Kenneth Jay Lane, an original from the late 70s and … Continue reading

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All New Chance to Spend Money

Here is the second offering from Sister Wolf’s Hoarded Fashion Collection . All proceeds will pay bills and enable the Sister Wolf Boat to stay afloat for the time being. Own a piece from this collection and you will own a … Continue reading

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Your Chance to Spend Money!

I haven’t been able to work since August, and now there is a pile of unpaid bills. This is not a “boo hoo, poor me” thing, it’s just a fact.   As you know, I was formerly a highly paid tabloid … Continue reading

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BLOG WARS!

Every blogger wants to have readers. That’s why we’re here. Me, I want to express myself, and I like to get a response. Otherwise, I’d just keep a journal. It’s good to follow blogging etiquette. But it’s also good to … Continue reading

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