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A Different Jane to Bitch About

Jane Pratt has finally launched her new online magazine and I want to know why something so awful and pointless can even get off the ground. Everything about it is stupid and bad. And where’s Tavi?? Remember when this was … Continue reading

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This is Just Bullshit

Alex Wang expects you to pay $395 for a pair of jeans with a swipe of paint down the sides. “These dirty-wash straight-leg jeans feature foil accents at the sides. 5-pocket styling and single-button closure. Mild distressing and worn edges.” … Continue reading

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Lace Peplum Shorts

I would pay $1,595 for these shorts if ___________. Jen Kao at Shopbop.

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Levi’s For the Advanced Curator

“Levi’s red 1st giant fit jean from the first Levi’s red collection in blue denim. This jean is the oversized fit of the 3 different fits from this collection. The features of this jean are the cinch back, the low … Continue reading

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Douglas Buck: What a Fucking Cuntâ„¢!

The night before last I stupidly watched a movie called Sisters, directed by some cunt named Douglas Buck. I admit that I missed the beginning and since it was around 2 in the morning, I was somewhat medicated, ahem. But … Continue reading

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Leather Sweatpants

Of course, leather sweatpants, duh, what a no-brainer! Who would like to try their hand at some Refinery 29 style prose for this…wardrobe essential? ($895 at Shopbop.)

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Explain the Open Toe

Suede boots with shearling trim and a contrasting rib-knit shaft. Ugh, fine, fur and knit for warmth…..but why the open toe?! Anyone who buys these boots ($1,300 Guiseppe Zanotti for Thakoon) is out of her fucking mind.

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The Perfect Leather Skirt

for when you want to spend $445 to look like you’re wearing a bath towel. by Haute Hippie at Shopbop.

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What’s Missing?

If only these boots had ______________________. (opening ceremony $630)

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Nomadic Bagladies Killing It

TheShoeGirl knows how to rock this look. Note the live animals that accent her outfit. Marie is rocking the shit out of it, right?? She’s got a fucking teapot, for godsake! Juri always knows how to kill it. I don’t … Continue reading

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