Tag Archives: denim

Exciting News About Hideous Denim!

Yay for me! I have started a new blog devoted solely to hideous denim, so as to spare sensitive viewers (and impressionable children) from being subjected to this topic. It you’re wearing your big boy pants, go check it out. … Continue reading

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Hideous Denim Is My Life

When I see something this awful, I almost feel it was put online just for me. Who else would get a thrill from such unmitigated stupidity? These jeans are called ‘Shredded Dad Pants,’ available from Opening Ceremony for $600. Try … Continue reading

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Hideous Denim For 2015

Why is denim so easy to fuck up? 2015 is shaping up to be a ghastly landscape of super ugly denim, in either a misguided nod to normcore or just an expression of creative bankruptcy. Ugly denim pieces are available … Continue reading

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Please Miu Miu, as if.

  Will you look at this atrocity – WHY, Miu Miu? This jacket reminds me of everything awful about the 80’s, and actually makes me want to throw up.  What is more sickening that a cropped denim jacket with dropped … Continue reading

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Double Denim: Duh

I love the shopping site Farfetch as much as the next man, but I was not happy with today’s feature, a lesson on How to Wear Double Denim. First of all, I don’t want the term “double denim.” Take it … Continue reading

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