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Gladiator Converse Sneakers

As if. ($150,   Shopbop)

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Damien Hirst: What a Fucking Cunt™!

(photo via) DAMIEN HIRST End of an Era, 2009 Bull’s head, gold, gold-plated steel, glass and formaldehyde solution with a Carrara marble plinth 84 x 67 5/16 x 38 5/16 inches overall (213.4 x 171 x 97.2 cm) “The exhibition … Continue reading

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Comments For Jane 1/21/2010

Oh god, it’s a dirty job but someone’s got to do it. Here is Sea, modeling one of the hideous new pieces of jewelry that she and Mom have recently “acquired.” Funnily enough, Sea wears the giant monstrosity with an … Continue reading

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Awful Jeans of the Week

By our friends at Tripp.

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The Saddest Shoes in the World

These shoes make me want to cry.   They look like a pre-school project. Which is usually a good thing. But not when they cost $1,605. How long before those cheap little rhinestones start to fall off? If shoes can feel … Continue reading

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Styling is Everything

Whenever I get email updates from Pixie Market, I dutifully click to see their new arrivals, and inevitably I am horrified. It’s not the items they sell, but how they are put together.   Why would anyone want any of the … Continue reading

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The Holy Grail or Damn Near

Aren’t these jeans from Karmaloop breathtaking?!   I would wear them just to acquire a nice diamond-shape pattern on my legs. Or to impress my friends with the little blobs of fat that stick out through the holes. Nothing cheers me … Continue reading

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Fashion vs Existential Horror

Tonight, I was laying on my bed like a beached whale after my day at the “hospital” and talking on the phone to my sister. She was telling me about the three t-shirts she bought today and while she was … Continue reading

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Ugly Jeans Face Off, Part 2

These jeans above, by Rich & Skinny, are the Rider Boyfriend Jeans and sell for $200. They have an unflattering yoke and sag in all the wrong places. Why are they called “Rider?” Why would anyone want them? Even better, … Continue reading

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Now What?!

This coveted hideous t shirt by Christopher Kane will be available at Topshop for $90, thus allowing the average nobody the thrill of dressing like Mom of Shoes! A nice egalitarian move by Christopher Kane, which I would applaud were … Continue reading

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