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Sarah Palin Diary
Dear Diary, I am so doggone mad that the US government is so stuck in its Washington ways and so not truly in touch with the great people of this great nation. It has seen fit to declare the beluga … Continue reading
What About Joe Sixpack?!
Oh god, who gives a shit about all these Joes?!? Could you hate Grandpa more if you tried? Let us out the ways. The crazy smile, the chipmunk cheeks, the erect thumb, the scars, the demand for “repudiation”….. It almost … Continue reading
It’s the Stupidity, Stupid!
Today, I had a moment of clarity. I understood why Grandpa and that Church Lady must not be allowed to win this election. He’s too old, and she’s too stupid. Alas, there are a number of people who haven’t grasped … Continue reading
My Friends, Grandpa Made Us Cringe, Didn’t He?
It was almost sad, but you know, it wasn’t! It felt good to see Grandpa wandering around like an arthritic midget, baring his horrible teeth in a mean grimace. He was Danny DeVito to Obama’s Fred Astaire. Who would you … Continue reading
Predictions For Biden vs Palin Debate
In honor of the Jewish New Year, I am now ready to reveal my personal history with Sarah “Dumbass” Palin. We met during the Miss Alaska competition in 1984. Sarah was a total cunt even then, but she sucked up … Continue reading
Oh Snap, Grandpa Said “Horseshit!”
At the time, I could hear him make some kind of sound, but I thought Grandpa was just hissing when Obama called him out for not knowing who the president of Spain is. But ha ha, the old maverick actually … Continue reading
A Letter From Mrs. Palin !
Last night, I was summoned by George W (described by a talking head on CNN as a ‘high-functioning moron’ in a rare moment of candor) and Grandpa to meet with Sarah Palin in her home-state, Alaska. She had fled there … Continue reading
Grandpa Wants a Nap!
Wouldn’t you know, Grandpa wants to cancel the debate scheduled for Friday night! He needs to go to Washington to pretend he’s a leader. NO, GRANDPA! It’s not time for your nap! You can’t back out of the debate just … Continue reading