Monthly Archives: February 2009

PJ Party: Feel the Love

Posted on February 13, 2009 by Sister Wolf

Today is my tribute to all the People Who Blog in Pajamas and Live in Their Parents’ Basement (at least metaphorically). I love you all. My dog Pico wanted to show his love as well. After reading about middle-aged women … Continue reading →

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Dear Fishface

Posted on February 11, 2009 by Sister Wolf

Dear Fishface*, Why?! Once upon a time, you had a normal face, a face that wouldn’t cause nightmares or thoughts of ‘Finding Nemo.’ Apparently, that wasn’t good enough for you. Haven’t you seen what happened to Meg Ryan and Melanie … Continue reading →

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Not Every Wolf is Bad

Posted on February 11, 2009 by Sister Wolf

Just because I’m mad a lot of the time, it’s easy to mistake me for a Bad person.   In actual fact, I’m full of love, when I’m not full of hate! I love this green fluffy thing. I’d love to … Continue reading →

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Shepard Fairey is a Fucking Punk

Posted on February 9, 2009 by Sister Wolf

I am SO HAPPY to add my voice to the din of Shepard Fairey haters, since I have hated him from the word Obey. Obey yourself, motherfucker, I always think when I see his stupid Obey products, which now include … Continue reading →

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Crazy Mothers Club, Part 2

Posted on February 7, 2009 by Sister Wolf

Everyone knew that the woman who just had octuplets was crazy, but who knew she’d be crazy and arrogant? Watching a preview of her interview on NBC, at first I was more horrified by her face than her words. What … Continue reading →

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The Black Jeans Situation

Posted on February 6, 2009 by Sister Wolf

I have taken a vow to stop buying black jeans, but I broke it twice in one week. I’m beginning to wonder if there are any black jeans in the universe that would fit me properly, or if I’ll spend … Continue reading →

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Flo and Kay: A Fascinating Documentary

Posted on February 5, 2009 by Sister Wolf

Flo and Kay are autistic twins who are also savants: They can calculate calendar dates and they remember everything. They enjoy music and they worship Dick Clark like a deity, literally. They are sometimes called “The Rainman Twins,” which is … Continue reading →

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I Heart Penis Jewelry

Posted on February 4, 2009 by Sister Wolf

I wasn’t planning on writing about penis jewelry today, but who am I to defy destiny after coming upon this amazing penis bracelet? I swear I wasn’t looking for penis jewelry. I just got on a mailing list for a … Continue reading →

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Jessica Simpson, Boo Hoo

Posted on February 3, 2009 by Sister Wolf

Breaking news: Jessica Simpson is a fat pig and it’s mean to make fun of her. In fact, if you make fun of her, you are part of the problem. It’s people like you who are forcing girls to starve … Continue reading →

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When Popes Go Bad

Posted on February 1, 2009 by Sister Wolf

What do you expect from a German Pope? You get what you pay for! Here is the lunatic that Pope Ratty brought back in to the fold. Watch how turned on Bishop Williamson gets as he warms to the subject … Continue reading →

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