Monthly Archives: July 2009

Your Key Piece For Fall

Your rocker chic look will revolve around the leather dress. These two are at Intermix.   Haha, I already have mine. I’ve got my over-the-knee leather boots and my six leather jackets. Now all I’m missing are the leather you-know-whats (I’ve … Continue reading

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Fashion: Too Fashionable

Louise Wilson, the course director of the M.A. program at Central Saint Martins, voices a complaint in an interview with Cathy Horyn. I think the problem is that fashion has become too fashionable. For years, fashion wasn’t fashionable. Today fashion … Continue reading

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More Shoes to Worry About

The sight of these boots from the new 80/20 lookbook triggered a variety of feelings, like OH NO, will I start wanting these? and ending with, Would Rumi wear them? From now on, when I evaluate footwear, I’m going to … Continue reading

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Beauty and Babies

Look at Blanket.   It almost hurts to see such a beautiful child.   I can’t stop looking at him. Ambika asked me to list Ten Honest Things, so my outburst above is number 1. 2. I love babies. 3. I want … Continue reading

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Daphne Guinness is Just Normal, Get it?

I know everybody loves Daphne Guinness. I’m about to get sacrilegious. Why does she talk like she has marbles in her mouth? Are her lips okay? Does she signify anything besides wealth and acquisitiveness? I’m sorry! I’m prepared to be … Continue reading

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I Told You So

I told you girdles and suspender belts were hot, but would you listen?   Now, Dior is on board, and let’s see who can resist the call. Girdles, garter belts, industrial strength brassieres, it’s all good. Taking a hint from Amanda … Continue reading

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You Can Take the Cunt Out of Wasilla, But

How does the rest of it go? Oh, never mind. How about this instead: In a letter to her followers, trying to clarify her reason for quitting, Mrs. Palin explained “It’s about country.” Sheeit Negro! That’s all you had to … Continue reading

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The Palin Palinoscopy

“Let’s not all start sucking each other’s dicks just yet, gentleman.” ~ The Wolf,   Pulp Fiction I know how shocked you are by Mrs. Palin’s announcement today, so I’m going to share the inside scoop. Yes, she was tweaking on … Continue reading

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I Want Doesn’t Get

Ladies, do we love these crazy gloves? Dominic Jones has a new line of jewelry out, including leather gloves with white gold plated nails. They also come in red, with gold nails. Whoever he is, his ad campaign is working. … Continue reading

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Never Will Say Goodbye

Day six and we’re all still feeding on Michael Jackson. The more we feast, the hungrier we get. I don’t know how much more I can take. But I don’t know how I’ll handle the end of it, if an … Continue reading

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