Author Archives: Sister Wolf

Having a Wank

Posted on November 11, 2019 by Sister Wolf

Since I’m borrowing my title from Derek and Clive, I listened to this sketch for the 50 millionth time and still laughed. If you haven’t listened to this, don’t even talk to me EVER. All I intended to do was … Continue reading →

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Dynamic, Passionate, and Unique, Tho

Posted on October 17, 2019 by Sister Wolf

Words continues to thrill and annoy me on a daily basis and I know you feel the same. Right now, I am creeped out anew by the word “tho,” as used on Instagram. It is not only gratuitous (” Those … Continue reading →

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It’s My Party And I’ll Cry If I Want To

Posted on October 11, 2019 by Sister Wolf

Most people know at this point in social etiquette not to bark, “Cheer up!” at people who aren’t showing their back molars in a smile. Thank god that’s pretty much a thing of the past. I remember strangers informing me, … Continue reading →

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Finding Beauty

Posted on October 7, 2019 by Sister Wolf

It’s a cliche that cliches are often based on truth, but the biggest cliches are easy to forget, like the ones about beauty. Beauty isn’t truth, but it elevates the soul just as much as garbage debases it. I keep … Continue reading →

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Are You Ready For Emotional Granularity?

Posted on September 28, 2019 by Sister Wolf

Granular is a word that’s starting to make me wince, maybe because of the people who use it or maybe because it’s so onomatopoeic.  I can almost feel it in my shoe, like sand. Nevertheless, I just came across a … Continue reading →

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5 Things You Don’t Need to Know

Posted on September 25, 2019 by Sister Wolf

1. Demi Moore isn’t blaming Ashton Kutcher for the threesomes they had during their marriage but it was his idea, not that she’s blaming him. 2. Brad Pitt has realized that it’s not the roles that matter. What he really … Continue reading →

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I’m Talking to You.

Posted on September 19, 2019 by Sister Wolf

Dear stupid cunt from Texas, Will you get a fucking grip on yourself and stop harassing me after almost ten fucking years? What will it take to shut you up? Why don’t you have anything better to do? Do you … Continue reading →

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Hairpalooza

Posted on August 17, 2019 by Sister Wolf

You know how I am about hair, right? So I wrote about hair for Miista over here if you’re interested. If not, here’s some more hair.  

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Dear Lonely Young Murderous Incel White Nationalist

Posted on August 6, 2019 by Sister Wolf

Dude, chill the fuck out! I know you’re mad, I’m mad too. We’re all mad. You have problems but you’ve misidentified them. It isn’t black people or Jews or immigrants that caused your problems, it’s the lies you’ve been fed … Continue reading →

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To Be or Nah

Posted on July 29, 2019 by Sister Wolf

Recently my brain has come up with a philosophical dilemma that I can’t solve. I know the best solution would be to stop thinking about it. Nevertheless, here it is: Does the past matter? By “matter’, I mean does it … Continue reading →

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