Author Archives: Sister Wolf

Minor Improvements For 2017

Posted on January 1, 2017 by Sister Wolf

As passengers on the Titanic, we should brace ourselves for the iceberg, but there is still stuff we can do to take the edge off. Let’s think of the small ways we can make our doomed existence more tolerable in … Continue reading →

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Frank Sinatra: What a Fucking Cunt!™

Posted on December 26, 2016 by Sister Wolf

George Michael was my guilty secret at one time, a crush I was embarrassed to admit. But really, who could resist that beautiful voice and sensual face, the obscure sadness behind even his poppiest songs? Another horrible loss to 2016, … Continue reading →

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Just Admit It

Posted on December 21, 2016 by Sister Wolf

The other day, I was devising a plan to get an acquaintance to admit that he will never drive to my house. I would put him on the spot by issuing an open invitation, saying, “Just pick any day that … Continue reading →

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Boy Or Girl

Posted on December 19, 2016 by Sister Wolf

If you’re wondering whether this is a boy or girl, how dare you! Why should it matter?! You are stuck in your binary thinking. Even wondering is a microagression. I’m not kidding. What’s your fucking problem? The whole idea of … Continue reading →

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Don’t Worry, We Still Have Denim

Posted on December 18, 2016 by Sister Wolf

Until Donald Trump appoints a Commissioner of Denim to take it away from us, we still have denim to turn to for a spark of joy. This jacket by DSquared2 brings a whole forest fire of joy, with it’s thick … Continue reading →

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Do You See What I See?

Posted on December 14, 2016 by Sister Wolf

When I first saw the picture above, I saw a guy about to jump. I still see that, but I’m aware that it’s just an ad for some new Nike’s. My brain is not good, or let’s say it’s not … Continue reading →

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Trump And Kanye: The Perfect Convergence

Posted on December 13, 2016 by Sister Wolf

It is only natural that Trump invites Kanye to Trump Tower instead of holding that scheduled press conference. Kanye has just been released from a psychiatric ward so he’s the perfect guest for today’s episode of The Trump Show. (And … Continue reading →

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Do The Math

Posted on December 11, 2016 by Sister Wolf

I went to the doctor to get some awful infusion for my decrepit bones, and all I could think about was that I’d gained two pounds. I don’t have a scale at home and I don’t like getting on them … Continue reading →

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Donald Trump: Cunt Of The Year!™

Posted on December 10, 2016 by Sister Wolf

Kudos to Donald Trump for winning this coveted award. He will dismantle public education, health care, environmental protection, voting rights, public housing, and then he will blow up the whole world! Great choice, republicans. Now, we can duck and cover, … Continue reading →

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Poor Little Barron, Autistic Or Otherwise

Posted on December 6, 2016 by Sister Wolf

The maker of a YouTube video suggesting that Barron Trump is autistic has taken the video down and replaced it with a grovelling apology. The apology is in response to a threat from Melania Trump’s lawyer, who goes around intimidating … Continue reading →

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