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Men Love Skirts & Rachel Bilson’s Chanel
When this skirt suit by Thom Browne sold out at Gilt Group (reduced to $1,288) fashion blogs got all excited. What’s the surprise all about? The men I know LOVE Thom Browne. Let’s see, men famous for wearing skirts: David … Continue reading
Who the Hell are John and Kate?
There are too many names out there, and it’s getting way too hard to keep up. Who are these John and Kate people who are now having marital problems? I saw one of them on TV last night, and she … Continue reading
Cher: Mutton Dressed as Mutton
A reader brought up the subject of Cher, and while I’d rather ignore her, the issue of how to age gracefully is never far from my mind. Regarding Cher and her reprise of the see-through bodysuit, it was horrible and … Continue reading
Madonna Brings It
YES. She nailed it.
I Want to Live in a World Without Ashton Kutcher
“…the creation of Twitter… is as significant and paradigm-shifting as the invention of Morse code, the telephone, radio, television or the personal computer.” Oh god, if he would only shut up. How does Demi stand it? “For someone like me … Continue reading
Posted in Celebrities, Horrible Stuff, Words
Tagged people who should just die, stupid morons
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Paris Hilton Designs for Kids
When I saw this picture today, I swear to god my first thought was “Where did Paris Hilton find that horrible midget?” I’m so embarrassed.
Kelly Bensimon, a Gift From God
Once again, I’m the last one to find out about something that the whole world already knows. When it comes to hating Kelly Bensimon though, better late than never! What a fucking horrible woman! When you’re watching Kelly Bensimon, she … Continue reading
Gratuitous Madonna Bashing
Having fallen off a horse, Madge takes her face and a female underling out to dinner. Kate Winslet must be waking up in a cold sweat every morning, wondering if her head is still intact. What the hell! Is Madonna … Continue reading
Couple of the Week
61 year old fatwa-survivor Salman Rushdie parties with actress girlfriend Pia Glenn, 32. She admits that she’s impressed by Rushdie’s Booker Prize. He, on the other hand, ———————- (complete this sentence.)
Madonna, Our Savior
Do you love it or do you love it? All this photo needs is a good caption. Got one, anybody?