Category Archives: Celebrities

Gratuitous Madonna Bashing

Posted on April 25, 2009 by Sister Wolf

Having fallen off a horse, Madge takes her face and a female underling out to dinner. Kate Winslet must be waking up in a cold sweat every morning, wondering if her head is still intact. What the hell!   Is Madonna … Continue reading →

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Couple of the Week

Posted on April 23, 2009 by Sister Wolf

61 year old fatwa-survivor Salman Rushdie parties with actress girlfriend Pia Glenn, 32. She admits that she’s impressed by Rushdie’s Booker Prize. He, on the other hand, ———————- (complete this sentence.)

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Madonna, Our Savior

Posted on April 15, 2009 by Sister Wolf

Do you love it or do you love it? All this photo needs is a good caption. Got one, anybody?

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Rock of Love Exegesis

Posted on April 13, 2009 by Sister Wolf

At first, you assure yourself that no matter how pathetic you are, you would never stoop so low as to watch “Rock of Love,” because (a) You don’t watch Reality Shows, (b) You’ve always hated Bret Michaels, and (c) There … Continue reading →

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The Price of Money

Posted on April 4, 2009 by Sister Wolf

I was reading some crap about Michelle Obama’s style vs Carla Bruni’s, when I was stopped short by this photo. The woman in green makes Carla Bruni look like a PTA lady, doesn’t she? Shiekha Moza is married to the … Continue reading →

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The Lourdes Project II

Posted on March 29, 2009 by Sister Wolf

Remember when we all admired   her unibrow and moustache? Lourdes has evidently succumbed to either societal pressure or her mother’s obsession with beauty procedures. Here they are arriving in Malawi to purchase a new child. Six months ago, Lourdes was … Continue reading →

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Meet Madonna’s Personal Trainer!

Posted on March 15, 2009 by Sister Wolf

Today I read a thing about Gwyneth’s expensive new gym in New York, and her partner/personal trainer, Tracy Anderson. Tracy is also Madonna’s personal trainer, and she takes credit for creating Madge’s controversial body. If you check out Tracy’s website, … Continue reading →

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Sting Ruins Everything

Posted on March 3, 2009 by Sister Wolf

Sting has always been on my Top Five hit-list, and he’s earned it the old fashioned way, by being a cunt. I’ve just read a quote of his that ranks above all his other crimes: “I think cancer – I’m … Continue reading →

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Academy Awards 2009 Exigesis

Posted on February 23, 2009 by Sister Wolf

I don’t know about you, but I loved this year’s show. It’s the first one in years that wasn’t a grim chore to sit through. Hugh “I’m not gay” Jackman was a delightful host, relieving one from the effort of … Continue reading →

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Pre-Oscar Complaints

Posted on February 21, 2009 by Sister Wolf

I’m looking forward to wasting my evening tomorrow, watching the Academy Awards. All I ask is that Mickey Rourke doesn’t win. But first, let me review The Changeling for anyone who missed it. Not surprisingly, it’s all about Angelina Jolie’s … Continue reading →

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